Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Cranky Old Bar Legend Waves Kids Off Lawn, Remembers When We Didn't Use to Torture People So Much


Anyone remember when Talbot "Sandy" D'Alemberte gave a roundhouse punch to ole' Joe Klock on the 41st floor of the Southeast Financial Center?

No, me neither.

But let me guess -- you horndogs have frozen in your brain the moment you learned that his lovely and talented daughter Gabrielle posed for Playboy?

Yep, I figured as much.

Well, Sandy has an opinion piece in today's Herald, something about how we used to not torture people, or some such. Yada yada yada.

Sure, he's probably got something in there about wearing bowties, reading by gaslight, and waiting for the ice truck, too.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

No torture? How quaint! Just like those outdated Geneva Conventions.

Anonymous said...

POST THE PICTURE!

Cocaine Princess said...

Thanks for commenting- the story of me and the lawyer isn't over yet, PT 3 is posted.
XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess

Anonymous said...

Dude you missed the funniest part of talking about Sandy's candy (his daughter doh). She's a lawyer in Miami. Wonder if her office art has a picture of her Playboy spread?

Anonymous said...

I saw a demonstration of waterboarding and though it looked uncomfortable, it is not torture. If your kid's life was at stake, you would have no objection to waterboarding or worse.

Anonymous said...

Of course waterboarding is torture, it has been for hundreds of years. Every time it has been used by a regime it has been justified on the situational ethics expressed by 5:23.

Plus the confessions obtained are garbage.

Mr. Stupid said...

5:23 -- "looks uncomfortable" yet produces instant, amazing results. Right.

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