Have you ever thought opposing counsel's letter was just plain full of crap? No, I mean it literally:
Let me try to understand this -- Gerald Kornreich encloses rat turds in a letter to another lawyer "to remain professional"?''Infested with mice,'' her lawyer, Gerald Kornreich, alleges in an emergency motion.
One of Reuther's attorneys, Dirk Lorenzen, says Reuther is the dad, no question, and is generous with the kids. He has paid more than $13,000 this month in rent and support, court docs say.
Her apartment, overlooking the bay, would list for $500,000-plus, Lorenzen adds. Reuther rents the adjacent apartment. Onyewenjo claims Reuther once ''pushed his way'' into her unit, ``screaming and threatening her.''
Lorenzen calls the alleged rodent problem a ''litigation fairy tale.'' If there are critters, they could have stowed away ``in one of the boxes or pieces of furniture moved from North Bay Road where there was a mouse and rat problem.''
Kornreich's response: ''Mice and/or rat droppings'' sent in a letter to Lorenzen and Reuther's other lawyers, Christopher Klein and Thomas Baur. ''We are only enclosing a small sample to avoid a large mess in your offices and remain professional,'' says the letter, now an exhibit in the court file.
Tell you what, I'm glad I don't practice in divorce court. Besides obvious Rule 901 evidentiary issues, you gotta feel for the office staff on all sides involved in the transmission and receipt of that lovely correspondence.
25 comments:
What a bunch of shit.
There's absolutely no need to actually enclose the turds. What a crock.
8:05, agreed
SFL,
My research on Bolero led me to this:
Bolero is a 3/4 dance that originated in Spain in the late 18th century, a combination of the contradanza and the sevillana.
Am I getting wamer?
Newbie do you at least know what
'Pearls' for the princess means?
Think ZZ TOP
-he wanted to remain professional so he sends rat droppings to another lawyer? Sheesh! Why not just deliver a cake with the droppings on top and say 'it's topped with chocolate chips!' What morons!
ZZ Top, those guys with the long Santa-like beards? Their music is ancient.
SFL, newbie thinks we're ancient.
All you lawyer bloggers, weren't you interns at one time or another in your career? Everyday I receive a list of duties that I must perform including a couple of written items the lawyers add, such as 'coffee, no sugar at 1pm.'
Can anyone of you take pity on me tell me the significance of SFL and Bolero?
Newbie,
I interned at what was once considered the worst firm in all of Miami. The interns were slaves, one of the tasks was picking up dry cleaning every week and shopping for a gift for one of the lawyers' wives because he was too busy.
I'm not telling you the connection between Bolero and SFL out of spite for my days as an intern.
What the 'hail' SFL throw newbie a couple of bread crumbs to find his way home.
10:33, ok, let's give our friendly and curious newb a chance to work his crack research skills:
http://tinyurl.com/56n4xe
A most excellent video choice, SFL!
I put my lawyering skills to use. Did a cross reference between the film and Bolero..... How do I say this?
if anytime Bolero is playing the chances are quite high SFL and the princess are together or SFL is thinking about being with the princess?
Did I get it right?
12:05, give the boy a treat SFL!
What does the princess do on the weekends that makes her not post regularly on Mondays? Is she that exhausted spending the weekends with you SFL?
12:12, is that a question or an obvious statement?
BTW, the last part
SFL and the princess know each other,
how?
Newb you did great; now go get my dry cleaning.
12:40,
You'll find the answer on 'Unsolved Mysteries' so check your local listings.
I'm only hassling you newbie. No one knows. We're only under the assumption they are acquainted. One thing I can say, the princess always ignores my emails.
1:20, you are not the only lawyer whose emails to her go unanswered. There are many of us, myself included.
I was represented by Gerald Kornreich briefly in my divorce. He actually said to me he had no idea what else he could do for me and when all my money was exhausted he dumped me. I don't know how this guy gets away with practicing law in Miami.
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