Boy it's another crappy day in paradise. I open up the paper and learn that Michael Putney thinks the Marlins stadium giveaway is a ridiculous joke, then I read how our schools chief was just named National Superintendent of the Year but he's about to be fired for no good reason.
Ok, that's business-as-usual in the Magic City. But here's the tragic news -- Ashley Dupre dropped her Girls Gone Wild lawsuit:
The call girl associated with former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer has dropped a Miami lawsuit against "Girls Gone Wild" founder Joe Francis.Come on! Gone is our chance for a really interesting 3d DCA Watch, one where Judge Schwartz could finally opine on the sanctity of contract law in the context of underage, drunken displays of public nudity. That would have made slogging through those opinions week after week worthwhile.....
Court documents show Ashley Dupre voluntarily dismissed the $10 million federal lawsuit Thursday accusing Francis of exploiting her image and name on the Internet, The Associated Press reported. She said she was only 17 when she signed a binding contract giving permission to appear in the "Girls Gone Wild" video.
Fake Eliot Spitzer, the tribe awaits your comments.
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Former Governor Spitzer's other call girl Ashley is rumored to be getting a reality show.
Do send my best wishes and a speedy recovery to 'surfer girl' SFL.
2:13, other call girl Ashley?
'National Superintendent of the Year'
Insert the word 'arrogant' before superintendent.
SFL, what are you going to do this weekend without the Princess?
Arrogant is a funny criticism coming from a lawyer.
SFL your evening dosage of salt for your lovesick heart
Mystery woman, you play at night
Under darkness, you make everything alright
You wave your magic, and I'm in your spell
It may be trouble, but it's too soon to tell
I'll go out the back door, if only I could
Baby, you've been up to no good
It's a strange kind of love (strange love), that's leadin' me on
Maybe I'll just hang out till dawn
It's a strange love, but it's feelin' so right
Maybe I should stay here tonight
It's a strange kind of lovin', alright
Call me, what you will
Say I must be crazy, to be addicted to the thrill
Of a mystery woman, with eyes of fire
Feelin' hopeless as the flames just grow higher
The other side of midnight, shadows dancing aglow
It's a place, where no man should go
It's a strange kind of love (strange love), that's leadin' me on
Maybe I'll just hang out till dawn, yeah
It's a strange love, but it feels so right
Maybe I should stay here tonight
It's a strange kind of lovin', alright, strange kind of love
I don't need trouble, gettin' in my way
I got this feelin', that I should turn and walk away
You're an evil spirit, that's what you are
And I'm afraid you're gonna take things too far
You're tryin' to tell me somethin' babe, my mind's in a haze
Excuse me, but I can't look away
Strange love, that's leadin' me on
Maybe I'll just hang out till dawn
It's a strange love, but it's feelin' so right
Maybe I should stay here tonight
It's a strange love, but I'm under your spell
Baby I just can't turn away
4:23, If SFL has had the chicken pox he can still be with the princess this weekend,'though she may not be in a 'bolero' mood.
4:29, we are all arrogant, pompous, and over confident-- that is why our profession is so respected.
4:23, SFL has a collection of tapes to keep him company until the Princess recovers.
More salt for the lovesick:
Hey little girl is your daddy home
Did he go away and leave you all alone
I got a bad desire
I'm on fire
Tell me now baby is he good to you
Can he do to you the things that I do
I can take you higher
I'm on fire
Sometimes it's like someone took a knife baby
edgy and dull and cut a six-inch valley
through the middle of my soul
At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet
and a freight train running through the
middle of my head
Only you can cool my desire
I'm on fire
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