This is an interesting way for an immigration firm to drum up business:
Under the new structure, Houston and San Antonio offices of Monty Partners are now officially occupied by Adorno’s newly formed immigration practice group.
Before the deal, Adorno only had a Texas office in Dallas.
Hey, why stop there? I'd like to see some mock round-ups, some mock beatings, a few mock deportations. One time at my old firm we conducted a mock partner execution, but that came after a long Friday night kegger so that's probably a little different.“They are going to be our Houston office,” says Adorno’s Socol. “Our immigration practice is (now) centered in Houston and Miami.”
Monty Partners employs a roster of about a dozen retired ICE agents on a full-time and contract basis to conduct mock I-9 audits. Companies not only learn if they are in violation of any immigration laws, but also what the fines would have been.
Monty says clients tend to pay more attention when the former agents are presenting the news rather than just lawyers.
“It’s not as lucrative as having just attorneys do it, but the end result for the client is much better,” he says.
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The picture you found is quite fitting with your post subject.
SFl I want to know more about your late night kegger. Were there any girls?
BTW you've been awfully quiet about your snowbird.
Those mock raids seem like an awful idea. Do the employees know the ICE agents are only doing make-believe?
8:35, quiet? His mouth is sewn shut.
8:36, it's a terrible idea.
At my old firm we once conducted a 'mock head of the firm execution'
Now that I'm head of my firm I'm guessing the others stage mock executions of me.
"And that one in the spotlight - he don't look right!"
'trane
9:07, 'In The Flesh'
We don't do mock trials at the firm I intern at. I'm too busy running errands for the lawyers.
9:28, Newbs is it possible you don't actually intern at a law firm?
The lawyer who is mentoring you, what is the name of the law school he graduated from? Or did he get his law degree from the back of a comic book like you?
'trane,
Rick has gone up to that Great Keyboard in the Sky.
Salt Time SFL. After reading the princess' post I offer you this:
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees? Hot air for a cold breeze?
Cold comfort for change? And did you exchange
a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl,
year after year,
running over the same old ground. What have we found?
The same old fears,
wish you were here.
Great selection, 12:46.
Was this post supposed to be funny?
7:57, try to have a point when posting a comment.
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