Using his piercing blue eyes and patented unique interpersonal skills, Michael Pizzi is now one step closer to world domination by seizing the Kingdom of Miami Lakes.
Standing upon his bar top throne and surveying the faithful, Pizzi magnanimously imposed his first decree, declaring all weapons to be turned into plowshares, or something like that:
"At the end of the day it feels good,'' Pizzi said from The Billiard Club, where he gave his victory speech from a bar top. ``It's time for Miami Lakes to come together as one united group. At this point, I call upon all my supporters in the entire town to immediately end the campaign, put away the bitterness and rhetoric and let's unite as one big happy family.''Perhaps caught up in the moment, Pizzi continued:
"No, I mean literally," he added. "I want a group hug right now or you all are going to bed without any dinner." Pizzi then retired to his royal chambers, where he reportedly began quietly planning the invasion of nearby Opa-Locka.
I kid I kid, Mike, stick with suing the rock miners, ok? Congrats buddy you deserve it.
14 comments:
Yes Alan, his eyes are piercing.
7:02, I don't believe SFL is Alan mostly because Alan is simply not that funny or clever.
I am apart of the 'Pizzi Posse'
7:06, I have never met Alan. What is he like?
SFL what year did you graduate high school?
7:06, whatever you say, Alan.
7:14, I have a nephew who is on the Pizzi Posse.
7:21, nice!
good one, 7:21!
Was anyone there? Did Pizzi actually give a 'group hug?'
I signed up for pizzi's posse. I got to know Michael by signing up to be apart of his posse. He's a really nice guy.
Even if you're by youself, being hugged by ol' blue eyes amount to a group hug. He needs to lay off the pasta!
Mike can't sue the rock miners anymore, Gonzalo Dorta and Mike help pass the legislature that bans any class action or civil suits against the rock miners. Not one claim has been accepted or paid from the Fire Marshall's claim process or the rock miners since his settlement to any claim. Silly Rabbit tricks are for kids. Don't forget about his "do not tell or talk bad settlement with the rock miner's". That why they are called rock miner's now and not Blaster's...
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