Remember when law offices used to throw big Halloween parties? The staff would all dress up, there would be eyeball punch served by provocatively-clad witches and/or other assorted vixen, and everyone would get to see how goofy everyone else looks?
Boy those days are gone.
Even the lawyer-sponsored private Halloween bashes are growing rarer and rarer, as tightening budgets are making us decide between that big Halloween party and the monthly Porsche payment.
Oh well. It's still a festive holiday, and one in which I plan to partake fully. Indeed, I plan to break out my white pants suit, find my burnt orange wide-collared shirt, and hopefully locate a friendly barkeep to help me pass the time and engage in light, casual banter as I boozily play the piano into slow blissful oblivion.
Either that or I'll take in a movie.
And what are your plans? Whatever you do have a safe, happy, and healthy Halloween!
42 comments:
Being subtle is not your strong suit, SFL.
Happy Halloween SFL to both you and your Latin vixen.
The only thing that screams Halloween around the firm are the multiple candy dishes filled with stale candy.
Everyday at the office is Halloween. My boss looks and acts like Herman Munster.
Life moves at such a fast pace we forget to take time out and enjoy the seasonal holidays, we all once did when we were young.
BTW, no one is buying your lonely boy act SFL. We know what you'll be doing and with who.
"Make it a double, Don."
Happy Halloween to you and your latina sensation!
11:01- our firms' candy dishes are still filled with last years' candy.
Remarkably they are still quite good.
SFL have a fun 'gin soaked' Friday night.
With the way the economy is I'll be surprised if the firm is able to shell out candy canes this Christmas.
What's your vixen going dressed as? Corn rows, gold bathing suit?
11:01- I think we work at the same office.
"I'll take in a movie."
Giving the princess the night off?
Some of us use to hold after office hour parties.
Healthy Halloween?
Are you a dentist or a lawyer SFL?
:Giving the princess the night off?
From what? movie-making or wind-surfing? If so SFL can you send her over my way. My office is on Flager. I'm working late. I'm bored and in serious need of a little action.
12:45 and 12:56, these are all excellent suggestions.
Thank you for your concern and input.
4:34, I feel your pain.
"I feel your pain"
GIVE ME A BREAK SFL!!! YOU'VE GOT THE PRINCESS BY YOUR SIDE!!!!
SFL why aren't you out in Key West 'windsurfing' with your Colombian butterfly?
Halloween is the devils' holiday! All who partake in this satanic ritual are damned for hell!!
Thanks for posting SFL.
Good to know there are some of us who are still young at heart.
I remember when office parties were catered. Now we're encouraged to bring our own food.
Since you are so 'lonely' were you able to find a friendly barkeep SFL to keep you company on Halloween?
Stupid Halloween parties are still the year's greatest event at Acorno & Boss
Stupid Halloween parties are still the year's greatest event at Acorno & Boss
7:52, those were the days when law firms were making crazy money.
9:15-- Me thinks you mean Adorno and Yoss?
'I feel your pain'
SFL why not request the princess to ease some of your pain?
10:37, Some of us work at law firms that still make crazy money.
SFL weekend salt:
"She has a craving
for something sweet.
He's up to his neck in ...
HOT CHOCOLATE"
11:47, BTW- same.
11:06-- She already has left him speechless, maybe it is not so much physical as it is emotional.
2:06- We had parties like that at my old firm-- good day.
Some of the boys in the office had some questions to ask you, since I won the coin toss I get to ask--
Did the princess give you a sweet and sticky treat on Halloween?
You folks sure are an inquisitive bunch.
11:42--SFL do you realize your silence speaks loudly?
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