Thursday, January 22, 2009

Judicial Hot Potato in MBC Litigation -- Kendall Coffey Miraculously Available For Comment.


What's with Judges Cooke and Huck recusing themselves from the Mutual Benefits prosecution?

Last week, federal prosecutors unsealed an additional 30-page indictment charging Mutual Benefits’ founders and legal advisers with conspiracy, fraud and money laundering.

The case was randomly assigned to U.S. District Judge Marcia Cooke. However, Cooke issued an order Tuesday saying she was stepping aside.

U.S. District Judge Paul Huck, who then received the case, recused himself Thursday. Huck’s order, without giving specifics, cited “a conflict,” though he had presided over earlier criminal matters related to Mutual Benefits.

Steven Larimore, chief administrator for the federal court in South Florida, transferred the case Thursday afternoon to a third jurist, U.S. District Judge Adalberto Jordan.

On top of that, there were these additional staffing issues:
The back-to-back judicial recusals, unparalleled in recent memory, followed an unusual decision by the two highest-ranking lawyers in the local U.S. Attorney’s Office to have no further involvement in matters related to Mutual Benefits.
Luckily, by some miracle, Kendall Coffey was available and provided the following insight:

Former U.S. Attorney Kendall Coffey said the officials might be stepping aside to avoid “even the appearance of a conflict” in the case.

“Public officers have every right to stand back when conflict concerns arise,” Coffey said.

Question -- is there some contractual obligation to include a Kendall Coffey quote in any story ever written about our federal courts or the U.S. Attorney's Office?

Wait, hold on -- I have a call coming in.
SFL: "Hello? Why yes Kendall, that's funny I was just about to post a story....ok, that's weird, you already knew that?

Alright, go ahead, what's the answer -- do you really have to be quoted in everything?"

KC: "Yes, I do."

SFL: "Thought so. Great, thanks. Talk to you soon, I'm sure."

KC: "Yes, you will."

11 comments:

Pearls-for-the-Princess said...

They must have caught Mr. Coffey on a good day.

honest lawyer said...

Love the (hopefully) fake conversation with Coffey.

fake-kendall-coffey-for-the-princes said...

"Yes I have to be quoted. I love Dunkin Donuts. And you may quote me"

newbie-who-likes-the-princess said...

Did that conversation really take place SFL?

styx-ranters-for-the-princess said...

How does newb make it through the day?

colombian-princess-fans said...

Great entry, SFL.

6:58- Agreed.

newbs- Read the comment posted above, s-l-o-w-l-y. SHEESH!

Carver-chronics-For-The-Princess said...

Word up "Frankie boy" removed his f/book pic. I'm assuming the reason-- all the glowing and positive comments about the picture that were posted on SFLs' comment thread.
You think Kendell might be reading this post?

Anonymous said...

The reporters who endlessly go to him for comments are the ones who should be reading. Find someone fresh!

jealous-of-sfl-1 said...

Maybe Kendall was miraculously available after reading SFLs' previous snarky posts about him.

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