TSG has posted a fun transcript involving our own fake tough guy rapper, Rick Ross:
The rapper Rick Ross would have his fans believe that he made millions trafficking cocaine while running with one of Miami's violent street gangs. Of course, that claim took a hit recently with the disclosure that Ross (real name: William Leonard Roberts) actually once worked as a corrections officer, news that was met with derision in hip-hop circles. Now, records show that Ross's own lawyer last year disputed reports that the performer has ever been affiliated with any gang. Ross's purported hoodlum connections were explored last April during a deposition of Officer Rey Hernandez, a Miami Beach cop who arrested Ross in January 2008 on gun and marijuana charges (one of the few blemishes on Ross's rap sheet). As seen in the below transcript excerpts, Ross's lawyer, Allan Zamren, asked Hernandez why Ross's case was assigned to the gang task force. "Because your client claims affiliation with Carol City Cartel and other known gang members," Hernandez replied. The cop then directed Zamren to "some literature or video on U-Tube that you can pull up for yourself."The Tubes as a legitimate basis for referral to a gang task force?
I wouldn't know -- I just watch old Joe Walsh and fitness videos on that site.
Detective, what task force would that qualify me for?
But hey -- it's South Florida, you can be anything you claim to be....
19 comments:
Old lawyers lechers gang?
Talk about me because these suckers scared to talk about me
Killers talkin' bout me, it ain't no talk about me
It ain't no walkin' 'round me, see all these killers 'round me
Lot of drug dealin' 'round me goin' down in Dade County
Don't tote no twenty-twos, Magnum cost me twenty-two
Sat it on them twenty-twos, birds go for twenty-twoLil' mama super thick, she say she twenty-two
She seen them twenty-twos, we in room two twenty-two
I touch work like I'm convertible Burt
I got distribution so I'm convertin' the work
His music is da bomb compared to moldy oldie Dylan.
Did you buy your little Colombian a Wii Fit, SFL?
SFL, how about Burned Out Moldy Oldy Lawyers Loving the Latina Gang?
11:34- How else do you suppose SFL works up a sweat?
11:38- ?
11:34- Knowing SFL he probably has one in every room.
Is that a beard or hundreds of bees resting on Rick's face?
A great transcript.
I always confuse Rick Ross for Shaft.
"I just watch fitness videos"
What do you call the videos you direct and watch, SFL? Sheesh!
1:34- A work of art.
"Detective, what task force would that qualify me for?"
Heh-Heh-Heh
Sharp, SFL.
Detective, what task force would that qualify me for?
-Your best line to date, SFL.
7:10-Agreed. I laughed my arse off!
How about "(Civil)-Lawyers-Who-Love-The-Illegitimate-Daughter-Of-A-Drug-Kingpin-Gang"
2:16, that sounds about right.
Hey, Sebast Here, I like this joint I could definitely get stuck here.
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