Friday, February 27, 2009

SFL Friday -- Coffee Is For Closers Edition

Well folks, it's that time of the week and I hope you all are geared up for the weekend -- I certainly am.

Call me old-fashioned, but the last thing I would want is for some shirtless person to serve me a cup of coffee at a restaurant in the morning -- woman or guy.

Hail, I have enough trouble getting through the doom and gloom of the morning paper and stock reports; additional distractions I do not need. I guess the more interesting news is that in that small rural town in Maine over 150 applicants showed up for only a couple of positions. Things are tough, people (unless you operate an online dating site).

Meanwhile, I suppose there is some Augustus Gloop-like lesson to be learned from this poor man's plight.

That lesson, for me anyways -- coffee is for closers.

What else -- Akerman's Michael Goldberg states the obvious, and I see that Judge Eig got reprimanded over some strong remarks he made to a teenager. Personally they don't seem that out of line, but I guess I would want to see more context.

Who the hail cares -- it's Friday.

Speaking only for myself, I plan to continue my diet regimen and work on my body language -- although all the science shows you make yourself happy by making others happy first.

Sheesh, is that all you ever think about? I meant this list of Hands On Miami projects so you can keep yourself busy and help others over the weekend, too.

Don't be surprised, but I'm checking out to do some early Friday windsurfing -- be good folks and have a great weekend!


Shelley-Levene-ranters-for-the-princess said...

Bravo, sir!

colombian-princess-fans said...

You are a "hands on" guy SFL. Sheesh! Enjoy "windsurfing" all weekend long with you know who.

Anonymous said...

"all the science shows you make yourself happy by making others happy first" --

Speak for yourself, SFL.

las-hadas-lovers-for-the-princess said...

"continue my diet"

No one likes a bragger, SFL.


I solemnly declare Shumie Time has officially started!!!!!!!!!!!

dieters-for-the-princess said...

SFL you must have a lot of self-discipline to stay on that diet for so long!

latina-gang-lovers said...

How many times per week SFL do you "stimulate your immune system cells?"

Anonymous said...

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Twenty seven minutes and it's Shumie Time. Wine and boating!

admirers-of-the-princess said...

5:17-- Is it correct to say you have a fondness for "spicy" dishes SFL?

Anonymous said...

Be careful SFL, that 'poor man' died from excessive dieting. But what a way to go!

Eig did nothing wrong by the way.

shumie-romps-for-the-princess said...

Have a shumie sized weekend romping with your Colombian, SFL.

Anonymous said...

Call me old fashioned SFL, I'm with you. There is nothing better in the morning than a familiar face.

Beautiful breasts would be a bonus, but only after Shmumie time has been called.

Perhaps you should become an evening coffee drinker.

fake blecher said...

Who's the hottie in the picture?

newbie-who-likes-the-princess said...

6:35- Actress Megan Fox.

6:27- A familiar face, a physical connection between a couple is important but what is also important is having an emotional connection.

Anonymous said...

6:27 to 7:04
i agree, familiar in all ways

Anonymous said...

Great Friday post SFL. You may want the coffee to keep up your strength.

fake blake said...

All of Rumpole's regulars are coming over here.

bob-dylan-ranters-for-the-princess said...

newbs hit the bulls eye with his comment. At the end of the day we all long and want to be with that one individual whom we physically and emotionally connect with-- ten times out of ten it is that one individual whom we cannot get out of our minds.

gin-soaked-lovers-for-the-princess said...

"People of higher socioeconomic status are more rude"

-I disagree with the finding. There is a homeless woman I know who has a mean bite [don't ask how I know--let's just say I need one more tetanus shot] and every time I say "hello" she hisses. I offer to buy her a cup of joe and she responds by giving me the middle finger.

7:04, newbs if you left smart comments like that we wouldn't mess with you.

Anonymous said...

You're right. Goldberg's comment is meaningless but that could be the reporter's fault.

Anonymous said...

9:07, well said, sir.

def-leppard-ranters-for-the-princess said...

Being a forty something red blooded male and as scintillating as it may sound I would not want my coffee served in a diner by a bunch of topless women going from table to table asking customers if they need a refill no matter how perky their breasts maybe.

One of the greatest things about a woman is their mysterious allure. Hmm, maybe like SFL and 6:27 I am old fashioned.

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snowbird-lover said...

10:49-- Speaking of mysterious how is your snowbird, SFL?


Shumie Time Inc announces weekends are for shuuuming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a familiar face
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an understanding of their preferences

lets keep this going...

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anonymous-X said...

You are a gentle soul 11:48.

'let's keep this going....'

a familiar face
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likes to cuddle?

Anonymous said...

11:48 to 9:05

a familiar face
an emotional connection
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likes to cuddle
unwavering selflessness

SFL-ranters-for-the-princess said...

Great thread.

Anonymous said...

Question- the girl on the front takes a job in your office. You start a relationship; you fall in love; do you leave your wife and family for her?

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Multiply by 100 to get an easy number to work with
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Anonymous said...

11:53, If he's fallen in love with another is it because he's no longer happy in his marriage/fallen out of love with his wife?

Shumie widgets said...

There's a couple of experimental Google and Apple I phone widgets for quickly calculating your Shumie Time Quotient, and a neat one I saw which calculates

EXPECTED STQ- You plug in on Monday how many hours your firm wants you to work, and then you have 2 choices- 1) what you want your STQ to be, say like 9, and the widget tells you how many hours to work that week, or by the day; or 2) how many hours you anticipate working, and the widget tells you what you can EXPECT your STQ to be.

It's a brave new Shumie World.

South Florida Lawyers said...

1:27 -- I certainly agree it's important that everyone have a goal in life.

Anonymous said...

I thought your original cast of commenters was insufferable. While I stand by that observation, this new crewe runs rings around them - and that is not a compliment.

Folks -
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Dr.-P-Barbay-ranters-for-the-princess said...

9:31-- Look to SFL for "inviting" Shumie Gang with open arms. Let'em lurk around Rump's post.

7:43-- For arguements' sake yes. Should he leave his wife? IMHO yes. He would not be doing himself or his significant other any favors remaining in an unhappy relationship.

Anonymous said...

7:43, You have opened a can of worms with your question. 9:40, You have a point. Sometimes love is found the second time around.

Anonymous said...

9:40 -
While SFL is clearly a click-whore, your comment is unfair to him/her. It has long been the policy of this blog that all are welcome, and the responsibility for policing lies with us, absent plainly abusive posts. In my view, that is as it should be. The content of the front page reflects SFL's editorial view, the forum should not be similarly controlled.


Anonymous said...

7:43- All of us guys are guilty of looking, we have all done it at some point. If person "x" has fallen in love with another is it not obvious he has fallen out of love with his wife/no longer happy in his relationship?

shumie-haters-for-the-princess said...

Shumie is so old [insert Henny Youngman joke here].

henny-youngman-for-the-princess said...

Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.

Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.

carver-maniacs-for-the-princess said...

What if a person is not married but dating? He begins a relationship and falls in love with that woman. Does the comment left by March 2, 2009 9:40 AM apply?

fake-leo-sayer-for-the-princess said...

1:25- I don't see why not? To open a second can of worms-- why did the female(7:43)begin a relationship with a man knowing he was married?

grey-fox-in-love said...

10:15, Yes. We strike out sometimes on the first round.

3:19, Good question.

fake-shumie said...

3:19, There are many schools of thought on this answer. You put ten people who are in love in a line and ask why they fell in love and you will receive ten different answers. Why is no asking 11:53 why he posted the comment?

the-real-fake-dr.phil said...

7:43-- If you begin an affair and the feelings are reciprocated back and both parties make the other happy, yes.

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