Thursday, March 12, 2009

Kids Say the Darndest Things!


Where's Art Linkletter when you need him:

In between learning their ABC's and 123's, the 4-year-olds in Iris Dasilvia's Tamarac preschool recently got a lesson in D-R-U-Gs.

One preschooler apparently pulled a small plastic bag out of his book bag last Friday, and inside was his brother's marijuana stash.

''That's my brother's weed,'' the teacher allegedly overheard the 4-year-old boy say, according to authorities.

Aww, isn't that just precious??

Time for more educational budget cuts!

Speaking of kids, what do you make of this:

Then, in November, Miami-Dade Circuit Judge Cindy Lederman also declared the law unconstitutional in a case in which she approved the adoption of two half-brothers, then ages 4 and 8. The boys, identified only as John and James Doe, had been living with foster father Frank Gill since December 2004.

DCF, which had custody of the children Gill adopted, has appealed Lederman's order to the Third District Court of Appeal in Miami. Gill's attorneys tried to move the case directly to the Florida Supreme Court, but the Miami appeals court judges declined to relinquish jurisdiction.

Oy -- not a good sign.

We all know this case is winding up before the Supremes in Tally, is it absolutely necessary for the 3d DCA to dispense its (interim) wisdom on this matter before the case heads further north?

BTW, I'm expecting a PCA affirmance.

24 comments:

Pearls-for-the-Princess said...

Did the teacher take a puff?

South Florida Lawyers said...

Or did Normie?

fake-bob-crane-for-the-princess said...

Or she took it into the teachers' lounge.

Anonymous said...

Norm has a younger brother?

def-leppard-ranters-for-the-princess said...

I heard the home ec teacher got a hold and had the class make magic brownies.

newbie-who-likes-the-princess said...

We didn't learn drug education until
the fifth grade.

colombian-princess-fans said...

Magic Brownies, a keg and a togo party. Sheesh! College was awesome.

colombian-princess-fans said...

Magic Brownies, a keg and a toga party. Sheesh! College was awesome.

weed-smoking-lawyer-for-the-latina said...

Given the economy/recent education budget slashes why didn't the teacher sell it for money?

miami-herald-lovers-for-the-princess said...

I'd like to read Mr. Garvins' opinion on this.

Shumie-takes-bufferin-for-the-latina said...

It was a bag of weed and the authorities were called?

gin-soaked-lovers-for-the-princess said...

9:47-Sharp one.

11:30-Who would but it? Addicts? Hear some of them are feeling the pinch in this economy.

Anonymous said...

Why is everyone cracking jokes? This could have been a potentially dangerous situation.

Rump Is Da Man said...

1:23, Fair point but I’m guessing the kiddies were hyperactive to begin with– would anyone have been able to tell the difference?

Anonymous said...

1:23-- we're bored and because it wasn't a gun.

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