Well it's Memorial Day weekend and I am sure many of you have already left your offices for parts unknown, to the east, west, south and north somewhat, as someone famous once said.
But it's almost summer, so that means movies, right?
Like the Star Trek reboot, which in my view captured the tone, humor, and humanity of the original while injecting fresh blood and some real vitality back into the franchise.
To paraphrase Spock -- live long and prosper, Schlomo.
Still, let's hope the weather clears so we can have a little fun outside.
What -- would you rather camp inside Magistrate Judge Brown's courtroom like those Akerman attorneys John Pacenti wrote about?
Isn't this line classic Judge Brown:
The dispute spilled out at an April 20 hearing — the third on the discovery issue in about a month — when Brown found himself parenting the two sides, warning the attorneys that he was tired of wasting time in the case.That whole mess is one big triple-oy.
“It’s not like you are paying rent for this courtroom,” the magistrate said.
He said he had little sympathy for the defendants, but “I’m not throwing them to the wolves here either.” He also pointedly criticized the government, saying, “I think the SEC is far more interested in discovery than they are in bringing this case to a conclusion.”
Plus, FSU has no hope next year!
(Sorry, judge.)
Anyways, I'm heading out early for some rainy-day windsurfing -- you all know I love a little moderate chop.
And I'll probably be paying a visit to my masseuse, gaining some sympathy weight, carefully watching someone special eat lots of chocolate, and, as always, putting my hands on something especially delicious -- it is a holiday weekend, after all.
I'll probably be around on Monday, so see you then!
48 comments:
First! OK- I tried getting some advice on the justice building blog, but those crim law sloths have no idea what I'm talking about.
46- solo practitioner- 90% family law- 10% med mal. Former PD.
Separated. Got the condo on Grove Isle. The Boat. The Porsche Carrera. Thinking about picking up a condo in Ocean Reef.
Went to this BS law school career thing, and OMG- this young, sweet, 21 year old spinner comes up to me and can't keep her hands off me. 5'2 110 pounds. Sweet blue eyes, pouty lips, the tightest butt you can ever imagine.
Fast forward three weeks: She's insatiable. She just can't stop. The more we do it, the more she wants it. On the floor, on the boat, in the car, in my office, wakes me up at 2am for more, once more before I go to work and she goes to school- it just doesn't end with her.
Quite frankly too much of a good thing can be bad. And this spinner is way too much of a good thing.
If I ask her to leave, I'm going to regret it forever because girls like her just don't come around more than once or twice every few lifetimes.
And yet- I sort of miss the days I spent a quiet saturday at home-drinking a few beers, watching the Marlin's game, maybe a quiet dinner at Mortons- and then home. With this hottie it's SOBE every weekend- Alexanders; Mansion; The pool scene at the Foutainbleau. Then clubbing, X, and then home and on she goes all night and into the morning. I swear I'm going to my cardiologist to make sure I can keep up with not dropping dead.
So summer is coming up and she's got a choice between a job in DC or here. Once she's out of town another shark will snap her up. But her DC job maybe my only out.
Any suggestions?
"They printed my letter!! They printed my letter!!"
3:34, you made my day.
Close 3:41, but the exact lines from Splash are:
[Excitedly waving a Penthouse magazine]
Freddie: They published my letter!! Here it is, "A lesbian no more". They published my letter!!"
oh god oh god
Around when did SFL begin posting “health” articles?
Sympathy weight?!?!
John Candy- ROFL!!! I get the reference- "Splash" if I'm not mistaken. Take a bow. Best comment I've seen in a while.
Man- give it up bro- no one believes you.
Man, you are Full of shit.
SFL the sympathy weight is from all the chocolate.
My dear sir-
one brief question if I may?
Can this fetching young erstwhile young esquire procure, perhaps, some oxycontin?
If so- In my humble opinion, the lass is a keeper.
4:48 when the latina dropped into his laps.
Man, your tongue is diseased with diarrhea.
BTW blue or pink sfl?
Speaking of Latinas, the Spinner law student was a great diversion from the Colombian Latina receptionist that led to my separation to begin with.
The latina dropped into his laps "head" first.
Yea, yea, yea, it was a shitty comment and it makes us all look bad. So wtf? Until I get some sort of response out of her I'm going to keep at it. She's got to bite sometime.
I saw that girl on the new TV channel the other night. Playboy and the Discovery channel have merged with a new channel and they have a new hit TV show: THE DEADLIEST SNATCH.
LOL
I'm at the Hard Rock all weekend with Fake Alex Michaels.
Hey Man- was she TER reviewed???
I crack myself up.
Dis is bullsheeeeeeett!!! What am I doing on this blog? I hate civil lawyers.
3:24 -- Get rid of the condo, the boat and car. You think the spinner will be still "insatiable" with you?
Head first on her knees. The latina appears in her videos the same. Only seen the top of her head.
Take my advice- keep that putz Real Fake Blecher off your blog. He only causes trouble. Rumpole knows. All these characters are from his blog. You have an infestation.
Many of you are not aware of Alex Michaels, criminal defense attorney and burgeoning club comic. New Times called him one of the ten new hot comics of 2008. From their review of his show at the Hard Rock last year:
"In the tradition of the great Mort Sahl, Michaels is more of a social commentator then a comic. His wry observations of the contradictions of modern life usually end up with his now famous conclusion- echoed with great enthusiasm by his young -hip audience: "Dis is bullsheeeet!!! The phrase is exaggerated by his native Romanian accent which gives his act an even more surreal edge than it already has. For instance, he may spend ten minutes discussing some slight of the Bush administration before concluding 'dis is bulsheeeet' or he may just mention something in passing- say the high tax rate and just mutter 'dis is bulsheeeeet' before turning his razor wit on to something else. If you are going to his show expecting the normal club comic, you may be disappointed. But if you want something different and sharp and fresh, you might just find yourself among the throng of people screaming his now famous line...."
Check him out. He's gonna hit it big.
heard the deadliest "latina" snatch can hold her breath under h2o. she can take a mouthful.
fake bletcher-- the latina has enabled comment moderation. sfl does not. it's all fair game what is said here.
Read between the lines plebes. SFLs' sympathy pains are not stork related. Maybe his pain comes from not being able to be with the princess.
Take these moronic comments back to JBB. We expect way more here.
There are comments that mock in a respectful way.
There are comments that mock in a shitty way. i.e 8:18
There are comments that cross the line i.e.8:58/9:32
Grow up. Get some class.
BTW 10:06, Fair Game? Get some common sense.
Agree. Some are witty, others not. Put some effort into it.
RE: Alex Michaels-
I saw him about 10 months ago when he was at the Hard Rock as an opening act labeled "Alex Michaels and his one man Romanian Tenderloin Band."
It was surreal. I wasn't sure if he was that bad or it was an Andy Kaufman take off. He spent about ten nervous minutes making semi funny observations like- "The Bush Administration. Dis is bullsheeet. They keep those guys at Cuba. No trial. Dat is bulsheeet. Taxes. Those are bullsheeet."
The whole while he is promising to sing a song that will "knock your socks off."
So all of the sudden at the end he starts playing his tamborine and small keyboard and singing "Benny and the Jets" and it was aw aw awful.
And then he must have used a tape- he launches into Suffer Jet City and he's launching himself all over the stage like he's having a seizure- and strangely he is singing it pretty good. And as he's singing the technicians come on the stage and take off his tamborine and key board and props and he keeps singing until he is off the stage and then the MC comes on.
As I said- surreal.
I think he has given up the singing now and his observations have a little more meat in them and is better. But it was very weird.
"She's got to bite sometime."
"THE DEADLIEST SNATCH".
Mock with effort -
How did you "reel" in your latin mermaid?
7:15, By dangling his briefs off his fishing pole?
9:10 again- Why the B.Tiffany pic?
9:45, lovers kissing in the rain. Would you have preferred Spidey and Kristen Dunst?
Wow, what happened here -- did everyone get s*$t-faced last night?
9:45 --
Short version plot: Run of the mill Joe is intrigued by a girl; in public she acts with an air of sophistication. When alone with her average Joe she becomes a vulnerable bundle of neuroses.
Signed,
Tomato's lawyer, O'Shaughnessey,
His briefs? He dangled a camera from his pole.
kissing in the rain, movie "Witness"
Disagree 9:39, Plot: two similar individuals leading shallow lives.
I went to see this for the first time in 1979 in college at movie night.
Joining me was my good female friend. As we watched Audrey Hepburn, she said to me, and I quote, "I want to be just like her." "Why?" I asked. "Is it better to be a psycho woman who can't commit to her cat, let alone a man, but can throw some swinging parties?"
It is also as funny as hell which is a lot considering it came from the same generation that produced such classics as Beach Blanket Bingo.
He swung a bottle of dry gibson from his pole and said drink me baby drink me.
SFLs pick up line to the latina--
I'm Robert Allen Zimmerman. You can call me Bob. Let me give you shelter from the storm.
Funny pick up lines (others not) but IMHO any guy who uses a pick up line over being sincere isn't really going to have much luck in getting a woman to like him.
Put aside the Dr. Phil advice 5:13. Your opinion is not wanted or appreciated here.
SFL to latina -- "Have you seen 10"? It's about a wealthy successful man who dreams for the ultimate fantasy woman. Put on Bolero and you will see what I mean.
5:13, Your girlfriend is your one hand or do you use both and brag to your co workers you had a threesome?
SFL to the latina- Let's make a deal. Your “services” in exchange for legal advice at a discount rate.
SFL to latina- Do you have any Jewish in you?
latina- No
SFL- Would you like some?
I’m smashed so I don’t know if this comes out right.
sfl to latina, do you wanna see why my nickname is 'tri-pod'?
I post a comment while modestly inebriated.
8:41 this is how it is done,
SFL to the Latina- Let's make a deal. Gratis legal advice if I can film you servicing me.
11:51, Take a lesson from 8:04- That is how it is done.
I sent every comment to the latina and asked her to rate each one on a scale of 1-10 and post.
Totally agree on the Star Trek comments - actors were true to the original characters and didn't portray Spoke/Kirk, et al as the actors' interpretation.
SFL, was offline for a few days. Just catching up on some blog reading.
This post was nuts. Lots of comments! Cool.
I hope you had a nice Memorial Day.
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