Tuesday, June 16, 2009

MDL Panel Creates Giant Sucking Sound.


Yes kids, those civil litigators all in quiet mourning today are lamenting the huge loss of business due to the MDL Panel's surprise decision to export dozens of Chinese Drywall cases pending in the SD FL to -- of all places -- Louisiana:
Coral Gables attorney Ervin Gonzalez, who has filed about 20 drywall cases, said the consolidated litigation will allow plaintiff attorneys to share information and avoid costly duplicative court costs.

“I think it’s good we are going to start moving on these cases,” the Colson Hicks Eidson partner said.
Plaintiffs' counsel are less dramatically impacted by this decision, as their ability to organize cases is not necessarily dependent on the location of the litigation, although that sometimes does play a role.

But for defense counsel hired by large firms as local counsel or in the Miami offices of national firms involved in the litigation and hoping to get a big chunk of this work, the MDL Panel decision may have a momentous impact -- potentially millions of dollars in work yanked from our local legal economy and exported to lawyers in Louisiana, who will likely be working with the DC or NY-based offices of national firms.

Oh well, at least it's New Orleans.

(MDL junkies, take heart -- the Panel did send two pieces of litigation our way recently, the Kaplan qui tam cases to "seasoned jurist" Judge Seitz, and the checking overdraft cases to the heavily seasoned Judge King).

55 comments:

eyeonshumie said...

FIRST! Calling the Shumie at a reasonable hour. Sun is out, beer at Montys is cool, and I'm on my way.

CYA- wouldn't want to beya.

Anonymous said...

Hilarie/Lennar lost choice of forum to LA? Bad bad bad.

Greenberg Gal said...

Finally! Something other than a Tuna Subway sub here. We ordered in Cuban. I know I may be a blonde shiksa surfer chic from California, but I can put down a Beef Steak Empanada with the best of them.

Going to press on to nine summarizing some depos in a case no one cares about. But it's another 90 minutes of bill able hours, and every little bit helps.

Anonymous said...

Have fun GG!

a man in full said...

On June 16 in the comment section

"Greenberg Gal said...
Loser? I make more than you, and I always will. And pal, one more thing, when I feel like it, I bring guys to their knees, not the other way around. And trust me, they are thrilled to be there."

My word! But do I love a girl who craves what I can do down there.

GG (think gigi) I think I'm in love. Certainly in lust. What do you say you give me a try out?

Anonymous said...

GG - silly little girl. your so obsessed with money. the only time i'd suffer your mouth is immediately after I enjoyed your ass. (think a harry hersowitz.)

Greenberg Gal said...

Get in line pal. Many desire, few achieve.

And it's not about money. It's about keeping my stinking job in this environment. And security.

Maybe you went to Harvard and had mommy and daddy pay for college and law school. I went to night school in California, waited tables during the day, started at a PDs office in a different state, unable to pay my school loans, and wrote law review articles in my off time to catch the attention of a big firm.

I have one family member in this whole world- a younger brother, and I feel an obligation to make a secure life for him and I.

Maybe money is cars and boats and restaurants for you. For me it's rent, health care, and eating and buying simple clothes.

Any guy who sees me wants to buy me and take care of me. But I went a different route because the world is full of a-holes like you.

Anonymous said...

Greenberg Gal. I hope your law review article had better grammar than your blog post. "him and I"? By the way, if you are that driven, why work as a foot soldier in the halls of many floors. Take your skills out for a spin on your own. Why finance the bloated overhead of the Greenberg firm?

Anonymous said...

When Greenberg cans you, there's always GrayRobinson. You would fit in well.

Anonymous said...

"Any guy who sees me wants to buy me and take care of me."

Wow. Deep. You are a catch, for sure.

What a joke.

Anonymous said...

I really LIKE Greenberg Gal.

Anonymous said...

Why finance the bloated overhead of the Greenberg firm?

Well said.

I went to night school in California--

B-F-D. [Big-Fucking-Deal]

I went to night school in Miami, Greenberg and held down two jobs.

Anonymous said...

7:53 --Any guy who sees me wants to buy me and take care of me.

BUY YOU?!

Anonymous said...

cars, boats, restaurants

AND HOT SEXY WOMEN!

Anonymous said...

Could Greenberg Gal be "SexyLexus"?

Anonymous said...

@7:53, Why bring your personal story into it. You are not the only one who has student loans/ waited tables/works their ass off to get ahead.

Anonymous said...

Checking out this blog for the first time. Limerick from previous thread in Sorry, No Person Found sent to my pda. Kosher blog man. The crassness is reason the blog rocks ass.

10:09, I JUST paid my loans.

Anonymous said...

If ya really wanna make a difference strike out on your own Gal

South Florida Lawyers said...

10:22 -- "Kosher blog man."

I'm kvelling!

Anonymous said...

The verdict is in: Greenberg Gal, you are indeed a shallow, insecure loser. Please stop pseudo posting int eh comment section. You are boring.

Anonymous said...

if anyone knows about "sucking sounds" is sfl and his bolero-latina.

Anonymous said...

11:01, On the SFL scale of 1 - 10
your comment sir, drumroll please...







10.

Anonymous said...

11:01, Zei Gesund.

Anonymous said...

Only on the sfl blog you come across snarky legal posts, "sperm facials" and now limericks.

Anonymous said...

11:01, Who is the giver?

This is not a legal blog. It is a legal, sex ed, music and english course blog.

Anonymous said...

10:22, First timer -

Pattycake, pattycake bakers man,

The princess will fuck any lawyer
she can.

Anonymous said...

quit whining greenberg. we all have a sob story, we all have loans and worked hard to get ahead.

Anonymous said...

12:44--the poems are supposed to be clever

Anonymous said...

7:53, If you are worried keeeing your stinking job get another job where theres no pressure. youre in it for the dollah bills.

Just noticing said...

It's interesting that all these lawyers either hate Gal or want to sleep with her . . . I think this anonymous forum brings that out.

Anonymous said...

no shiska at greenberg i wanna buy.
never went to hah-vard. state school. mommy/daddy didn't pay. worked hard and played hard after law school. to reiterate 12/45 we all have a sob story, no one pities you.

Greenberg Gal said...

Hate me. F me JUST PAY ME.

Anonymous said...

12:54, Can you do better? The forum is yours.

Anonymous said...

12/44,Been trying hard. What rhymes with princess? latina? SFl?

Anonymous said...

Yale grad.

Anonymous said...

12:44, if true i am waiting my turn. lend me bolero sfl?

Anonymous said...

10:22 again. Who is she?

Anonymous said...

Hang in there GG

Anonymous said...

12:06- Who is the swallower?

Anonymous said...

Gal answer the question at 8:13.

South Florida Lawyers said...

I'm happy GG hangs around here and wish here good billables (and collectibles) as well.

1:28, that is negatory.

Anonymous said...

Answer the question Gal, 8:13

Anonymous said...

BTW 2:17, address?

Anonymous said...

BTW 7:53,It takes one asshole to know another.

Anonymous said...

Hey G.G. - I dont buy women. I treasure women.

Anonymous said...

10:22 again- What the fuck?! This blog is a fucking maze and Im lost!

Anonymous said...

3:54 Buy a map.

Anonymous said...

2:17,

GO HOME JACK

Anonymous said...

10:22,

there was a princess from North Country
whose p*ssy was a sweet drink of eden
while eating her outt he young boys would shout
no water would they ever be needin'

Anonymous said...

5:34, are you an attorney?

Anonymous said...

5:34, Big Firm rhymes with Ross. Salary $125/000

Anonymous said...

that is negatory--

1:45 Protecting her? Sleeping with her? Both?

The administrator of this blog rethink your acquaintance. Get out before the Feds come down hard.

Greenberg Gal said...

9:03,"I really LIKE Greenberg Gal"

1:45,I'm happy GG hangs around here and wish here good billables (and collectibles) as well.

Thank you. Two intelligent men.

I am more woman than you can handle! Five minutes with me and you will scream for me to stop. The rest remain brainless and witless idolizing the trampy princess. Looks and brains win in the end. Her looks will not last. When they fade what will she have then?

Greenberg Gal said...

BTW I don't need to post trashy pictures of mysef to know I am hot.

Anonymous said...

1:28, Gilberto Rodríguez Orejuela

Jack Thompson