Monday, June 29, 2009

Ponder the Joys of Club Gitmo at the Four Seasons

Hey all you armchair warriors who think the untried, never-charged, indefinite detainees have it way too easy at Club Gitmo, come and join us as we show them how tough we really are:

Brigadier General Rafael O’Ferrall

Deputy Commanding General

Joint Task Force Guantanamo

Guantanamo Bay , Cuba

Guantanamo Today”
Tuesday, the Seventh of July

Two Thousand and Nine

from 6:00 - 8:00 PM

The Miami Ballroom at
The Four Seasons Tower
Sixth Floor
1441 Brickell Avenue
Miami , Florida
Admission Complimentary
Please R.S.V.P.
Rossy at Tew Cardenas, LLP
305-503-5547
Hors D’oeuvres
Cash Bar


BTW, I found yesterday's article in the NYT on the litigation over the Four Seasons to be pretty fascinating. Much of it relates to the requirements of maintaining the Four Seasons "brand" in a deteriorating economy:
At Four Seasons hotels, they spell out your children’s names in chocolates, on plates in their rooms. They put limes and Valencia oranges in the gym water coolers. They buy the best televisions, and they assemble combinations of sheets, mattresses and pillows comfy enough to provoke an unbidden endorsement on Oprah Winfrey’s show:

Oprah: Favorite thing to sleep in for you?

Julia Roberts: A Four Seasons bed.

Oprah: Four Seasons’ bed is the only bed better than my own!
See, it really is just like Gitmo!

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

cocktails and torture.

Anonymous said...

Club Gitmo ain't Club Med!

fake-rush-limbaugh said...

"Every visitor, every check-in at no charge gets a new Quran, a new prayer rug, Muslim chefs, Muslim dietary laws, five prayer sessions a day. It's a tropical paradise down there where Muslim extremists and terrorist wannabes can get together for rest and relaxation."

fake-rush-limbaugh

Anonymous said...

Bernie Madoff sentenced 150 years!

Judge states symbolism in this case was important:

Retribution
Sending a strong message to others
For the victims, sense of closure

-Bernie Madoff was quoted in court during sentencing-


"I leave behind a legacy of shame"

Anonymous said...

Club Gitmo, yawn.

Anonymous said...

11:52 -- Let the civil suits commence.

Cash Bar? Not going.

Anonymous said...

11:19, the real torture is the cash bar.

Anonymous said...

Club Gitmo is real torture. The balls they are given are not bouncy enough and the hot female interrogators make them uncomfortably excited

Anonymous said...

Whoever is writing the blog at www.miamifauxlawyers.blogspot.com really has/her s--t together.
It is written for anyone who can think and think and think.

Anonymous said...

"Here’s hoping the detainees will be transferred to accommodations far more fitting and ‘humane’ than Gitmo – like a Chinese prison or North Korean ‘reeducation’ camp."

the whining stranger said...

But at the Four Seasons, you have to pay extra for sex. At Gitmo, they'll shove a lamp up your ass for free.

Anonymous said...

Cash bar? What cheapskates!

Anonymous said...

12:21...nice.

i hear khalid sheik muhhamed makes a mean lime daquiri and ramzi bin al shibh is known for his savory sidecar.

Greenberg Gal said...

I just finished 6 months of back breaking labor and billed a very respectful 1043 hours. I will be celebrating by taking a one bedroom at the 4 Seasons on Brickell. I will be having a massage every morning stating Friday Morning, and if you want to find out just who the Greenberg Gal is, look for the hottest blonde at the pool this weekend. That will be me. I drink Mojitos. And their Fish Tacos and fantastic.

Anonymous said...

My girlfriend is a hotter blonde.

Anonymous said...

There is a fine line between confidence and arrogance.

Anonymous said...

LMAO 2:11!

Anonymous said...

Club Gitmo and Four Seasons? Nice segueway.

Arrogance turns me on.
Snark. Snark.

Anonymous said...

A bunch of weiners.

Anonymous said...

are the hors d’oeuvres free?

Anonymous said...

You know what they say about girls who eat fish tacos...

Greenberg Gal said...

not bloody likely 2:52!!