Friday, June 12, 2009

SFL Friday -- "You Got To Shake It Baby, You Got To Shake It Baby, You Got To Shake It"



Ok, let's get the law stuff out of the way real quick.

My friend Guest Blogger and now even the indomitable Billy Shields points out there are some cha-cha-cha-changes in the family division, with Judge Sandy Karlan now Chief Administrative Judge, and Judge Scott Bernstein the new Associate Administrative Judge.

Also, Judge Carol Kelly (hi there Judge!!) is the new AJ of the domestic violence division.

These are some of the toughest places for our judges to be, where overworked, underfunded public servants do their best to make justice work amid shrinking budgets and rising caseloads.

Thank you all for your service.

Hey all you hipster Mac users, who's laughing now?

Related -- I hate Justin Long.

Well it looks like it might stop raining someday, so what do you all have planned for this weekend?

(Greenberg Girl, don't tell me I already know.)

As usual, I have a lot on my plate. Of course I plan to eat my fruits and veggies, place some vodka to my lips (purely in the interests of science), and -- like I always do -- contemplate the changing nature of feminine beauty.

Personally, I find beauty everywhere and in all shapes and forms. I may even find some Saturday at Mizner Park, when those twisted, sardonic, aging misanthropes take the stage and shake it, Babylon Sisters, shake it.

"So fine so young, tell me I'm the only one...."

And Sunday I expect to windsurf my way over to South Beach, where I plan to clean things up, one lonely butt at a time.

See, I told you I was busy.

Have a great weekend everybody!

17 comments:

sperming-around-with-the-princess said...

Why is SFL "sperm crazy?"

Last week- sperm facials.

This week- sperm protection

Anonymous said...

Kick ass song.

South Florida Lawyers said...

4:36, go to the source -- Monty Python's The Meaning of Life.

Anonymous said...

Every sperm is

sacred,

Every sperm is great,

If a sperm is wasted,

God gets quite irate.



Children: Every sperm is sacred,

Every sperm is great,

If a sperm is wasted,

God gets quite irate.



Child: Let the heathen spill theirs

On the dusty g

round,

God shall make them pay for

Each sperm that can't be found.

Children: Every sperm is wanted,

Every sperm is good,

Every sperm is needed,

In your neighborhood.

sperming-with-the-princess said...

Sperm Facials? What about full body "sperm" treatment?

Anonymous said...

Here at the Fed CJA conference in Naples, where it's always Shumie time at the Bar. Hic.

Anonymous said...

Is there anything SFL will not do to protect his sperm? ?

Anonymous said...

5:10, It's back breaking trying to stay "in the lines."

Anonymous said...

G-d bless this blog.

Anonymous said...

YES. YES. YES. YES. ALWAYS.

Anonymous said...

Venetian Salami rules!!

Godwhacker said...

As a lifelong Mac user, I have to say -- it's not the computer that protects me from viruses, but rather the highly tuned awareness that enticed me to buy a Mac in the first place. I don't use virus protection, even when I'm slumming it on a PC.

And just to ruin your mood for a moment, Jason Long is HOT! ;)

{{ d a n i m o }} said...

so many links! you're keeping my weekend bustling and i haven't even left the house yet! :P

i now regularly use a netbook as my macbook's screen was attacked by a high heel during a party last summer. i'm currently trying to figure out how to get the 60%+ student discount on leopard so i can hijack this pc (a phoneme that very easily extends to become "p[ie]c[e] of crap after one night's worth of porn"); i'd much rather have two trojans to worry abou-- er, outsmart -- than two billion and counting. :P the other night alone at the house of sin i deleted over two dozen worms from their crippled computer.

eat your greens to coddle your little swimmers but please, in the name of all that is holy and just, do not drink bacon flavored vodka!!! just thinking about it, i can feel the first waves of a heart attack coming on. . . mostly from shock that this "bakon" shit actually exists. O_O

speaking of veggies and bacon, a british size 14 is only an american size 10 so i've apparently got a ways to go to be an "average bloke." dang, and i so wished to be average aussie jack-off material!

Anonymous said...

Whover you are danimo, this blog appreciates your presence!!

Anonymous said...

Front runner Steely Dan song. Gaucho – most excellent album.

Struggling and don't know what to do with your "cotton candy" SFL?
Send the latina candy my way. I know what to do.

Anonymous said...

SFL does not share his "candy"


ABBA Rocks.

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