Hey, what a surprise -- they've printed all the love notes between SC Governor Sanford and his Argentinian mistress!
I particularly like this one:
“…please sleep soundly knowing that despite the best efforts of my head my heart cries out for you, your voice, your body, the touch of your lips, the touch of your finger tips and an even deeper connection to your soul.”Man, that dude is smooth! Even I'm getting a little turned on.
I understand the Governor -- who gave an A+ press conference BTW -- has not decided whether he will step down, even though he voted for three articles of impeachment against President Clinton based on Sanford's demand for "moral legitimacy."
Oh well, the heart wants what the heart wants, right?
So, slightly late to the party, Patrick Danner files the 315th adoring profile of Miami White & Case bankruptcy attorney Thomas E. Lauria.
One tidbit that came out of Patrick's story -- Tom bills at $1050 an hour.
Should any Miami lawyer bill that much?
Bankruptcy lawyers, help me out here -- Tom has billed millions of dollars to hard-hit pensioners in what Bruce Rogow politely describes as a "quixotic venture" to derail the Chrysler reorganization, with little tangible signs of success -- strike that, there has been a huge elevation in Tom's profile.
Listen, I'm in favor of lawyers making money as much as anybody else, but I'm having some trouble understanding what Tom has achieved in this representation. Has he improved the negotiating position for the pension funds?
What exactly is the end game here?
13 comments:
There is a joke within this post involving SFL and his chica princess. I am trying to get on the princesss’ good side, I refrain from posting.
The end game? Make enough money. Retire before fifty.
10:48, for your clients?
"Even I'm getting a little turned on."
SFL, I don't think this is much of a problem for you.
Eliot Spitzer, Rudy Giuliani, FDR, Bill Clinton. JFK, Gary Hart, John Edwards, aw c'mon its the norm nowadays.
"Oh well, the heart wants what the heart wants, right?"
What do you want SFL? Bolero, dry gibsons?
11:29, How do these homely looking guys wind up in bed with hot women?
SFL, when are you going to publish your memoir, "The Windsurfing Chronicles"?
In all seriousness, just admit that you are Peter Valori. No way that you are not.
Is SFL taking a jab at SC Governor Sanford? That is comical coming from him.
12:31, I would love to be Peter Valori.
1:03, I bow to the Governor's superior love-note writing skills.
11:48,Worst [non political] homely person to bag a babe? Jim Bakker. WTF Jessica Hahn?
If nothing is between sfl and his chica why is so evasive about it?
4:42--Practice for when SFL takes office.
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