Monday, June 15, 2009

"Sorry, No Person Found."



I decided to do a little Pacer-surfing with some of the muckety-mucks who make up the 2009 SuperLawyers of Florida.

I didn't get very far, however.

First I looked at the cases being handled in the SD FL by Weil Gotshal's Ed Soto.

Here's what the trusty CM/ECF spit out:

(tumbleweed slowly blows across computer screen.....)

Hmm, Ed either has a thriving national practice or currently hosts a really funny show on Comedy Central.

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

sheesh I'm tired. Calling the Shum. Long Monday. I'm outta here. I don't have billing pressures like the Greenberg Gal.

fake-Stephen Colbert-for-the-princess said...

Good comparison!!

Anonymous said...

Great catch, SFL.

jon-stewart-for-the-princess said...

Colberts' show is lame.

fake-Stephen Colbert said...

WHAT???????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Pot meet kettle.

Anonymous said...

Dullard shows.

Anonymous said...

See this blog. The legal stuff is well-written AND entertaining. It is at www.miamifauxlawyers.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

Jon and Stephen; equally funny guys.

Greenberg Gal said...

Well that's it for me folks. Another 16 hour day; bagel and coffee at 8; half a subway tuna sub at my desk at 12; cookie and coffee at 4; other half of subway sub at 6:30.

16 hours work, 10.5 billed. All I gotta do is keep this up 2 more weeks, 12 hours on Saturdays and 8 on Sundays.

I'm keeping my job. 2150 hours a year. Average billed at over 5 years $275. They're making almost 3 million off the sweat dripping down the back of this hot california girl's tight blouse. I'm getting my partnership.

Anonymous said...

what a loser. there is zero hot about you. zero. maybe when youre on your knees. maybe.

Anonymous said...

Sounds hot to me.

Anonymous said...

Not that I give a damn about biglaw, but 9:32pm just sounds like a jerk. Maybe sexually frustrated?

Anonymous said...

girls are hot on their knees. they cant talk with their mouth full. btw say hi to the princess

Anonymous said...

no sexual frustration. her gift is not rendering legal advise.

Anonymous said...

10:07, you're a dick.

Anonymous said...

There once was a man from van isle
who said jogging just wasn’t his style.
i’ll get my workouts, he said,
at home, in my bed,
'cause f-cking the princess is as good as a mile!

Anonymous said...

still a dick

SFL Fan said...

10:07--you're so original

Anonymous said...

10:07, can the princess hummmm?

Greenberg Gal said...

Loser? I make more than you, and I always will. And pal, one more thing, when I feel like it, I bring guys to their knees, not the other way around. And trust me, they are thrilled to be there.

Anonymous said...

9:32/10:07/11:36/3:35 --

People are strange when youre a stranger
Faces look ugly when youre alone
Women seem wicked when youre unwanted
Streets are uneven when youre down
When youre strange
Faces come out of the rain
When youre strange
No one remembers your name
When youre strange

In other words--
No need for the crassness.

BTW- 5:09, Don't stoop to their level. Not worth it. Not all of us guys are dicks.

Anonymous said...

Great song. Makes no sense to your comment.

Anonymous said...

5:21 here, She can hummmmm it out with a full mouth 3:35. Ask me what she does with her hands.

Anonymous said...

2:21- AND handsome!

No need for the crassness? Where is the crassness?

Anonymous said...

5:25, Once a dick always a dick. Despicable. Pathetic.

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Anonymous said...

5:13,
Not all of us guys are d****

True. Some are gentle souls.

Anonymous said...

"Loser? I make more than you, and I always will."

Doubt it.

Anonymous said...

BTW- 11:36, good one.

Anonymous said...

the comparison is ghostly. can you find someone who looks like scott?

5:09- those who brag never can.