Tuesday, June 30, 2009

"Turn Your Heartache Right Into Joy"

Well there's a rose in the fisted glove
And the eagle flies with the dove
And if you can't be with the one you love honey.....
Can you believe Mark Sanford actually pulled out the "I did not sleep with that woman" defense:

Sanford also said that he "crossed the lines" with a handful of other women during 20 years of marriage, but not as far as he did with his mistress.

"There were a handful of instances wherein I crossed the lines I shouldn't have crossed as a married man, but never crossed the ultimate line," he said.

"The ultimate line" -- I like that a lot.

"Hey baby, ready to cross the ultimate line"? Once you go over, you never go back.

BTW, I've been working on maintaining my ultimate line for as long as possible -- it's a tantric sorta thing.

Hmm, two days of interviews with the AP, yet the reporter never managed to ask the Governor about squaring his refusal to resign with his public votes and denunciation of that other guy who never crossed the ultimate line:
In 1998, Sanford was a Republican congressman from South Carolina when he demanded "moral clarity" from Clinton and called on him to resign. "Very damaging stuff. This one's pretty cut and dried," Sanford told The Post and Courier in September 1998. "I think it would be much better for the country and for him personally [to resign]." So far, Sanford has not indicated that he has any plans to resign as governor.

Ok Governor, I think I grok you:
Don't be angry - don't be sad
Don't sit crying over good times you've had
There's a girl right next to you
And she's just waiting for something to do
Speaking of lovin' the one you're with, Michael Hanzman has gone and done it again -- effective July 1, he will be of counsel to his buddy Scott Link at Ackerman, Link & Sartory, P.A.

And his former partner and permanent citrus crusader Bobby Gilbert is now teamed up with Bruce Rogow and Jeremy Alters.

No snark; these are good fits all around.

Congrats boys, and good luck!

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

What happened to the guest blogger's entry from last night?

Anonymous said...

"Hey baby, ready to cross the ultimate line"?

I think I heard that line used in a porno. The guy had a seventies 'stache.

Anonymous said...

what the hail is the difference between crossing The line and crossing the ULTIMATE line?

Anonymous said...

If there is no snark SFL why post the old picture of Hanzman?

Anonymous said...

10:33- The ultimate line involves the use of cameras?

Ultimate-line-fan said...

When I read about the "ultimate line" in the paper, I knew SFL would have to post about it.

Anonymous said...

11:35- Is the "ultimate line" how you snagged the latina SFL?

Anonymous said...

Politicians and their mistresses, they all want and need forbidden fruit.

His crying was over the top.

Anonymous said...

11:17- Bolero is on and Gibsons are served. Mistress is told to have corn rows.

Anonymous said...

11:57, He snagged the princess by reciting the entire alphabet. She had trouble remembering what comes after the letter "A"

Anonymous said...

John Edwards, Eliot Spitzer, Mark Samford are all sycophants.

8:43-- He snagged the princess by telling her how to count to ten.

Anonymous said...

Photo is self-snarking.

Anonymous said...

Bobby I like. You can have the other guy.

Mark said...

What namely you're saying is a terrible blunder.
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