Jeff Kaplan New Math: One Soundbite, Two "Moral Compasses."

Jeff Kaplan explains the nature of sin in one easy soundbite:

“The moral compass of people who commit those kinds of crimes is something that my partners and I will never understand,” says Jeffrey Kaplan. “You either have a moral compass, or you don’t. We’ll never be able to understand what goes through the head of someone who can commit such a heinous fraud.”

Exactly!

Like Jeff, I once had a moral compass.

In my case, however, I ordered it from the back of an old Thor comic book, along with some neat x-ray glasses, a Raquel Welch pillowcase, and a collection of mint Hitler postage stamps.

I think I still have the pillowcase.