Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Nick Nanton Is A Celebrity Lawyer.


Alana Roberts confirms and expands on the Akerman pay cuts we talked about Monday:
One source said the cuts may not affect all of the firm’s associates in the same way over time.

“The associates who are performing on a very high level probably won’t at the end of the day receive pay cuts. They’ll get taken care of in bonuses,” said one of the sources, who spoke on condition of anonymity.

Cuts were made in response to the difficult economy, which has resulted in slower-paying clients, more clients demanding discounts and a decline in demand for legal services.

“The thought process was to preserve associate jobs,” the source said, while noting the firm remains financially strong.

“There’s no doubt that it’s harder to collect money. That’s the case in every business, but Akerman has been strong,” the source said. “They don’t have a lot of debt. They’re in a lot better position than a lot of other firms.”
Oh come on. I think this source is blowing smoke, and job cuts are probably already on the table.

I hope I'm wrong.

But what do I know -- I am not Nick Nanton:
Known as “The Celebrity Lawyer” for his role in promoting, marketing and creating Celebrity Experts across such diversified fields as entertainment, health and fitness, law, medicine, personal development, finance, and real estate, Nick represents many top Celebrity Experts and serves as the Producer of America’s PremierExperts™
television show. He also produces The Next Big Thing™ radio show, designed to recognize the top Celebrity Experts and bring their solutions to consumers and media outlets alike.

Nick is the co-author of the best-selling book, Celebrity Branding You™ and serves as editor and publisher of Celebrity Press™, a publishing company that produces and releases books by top Celebrity Experts. Nick and his longtime business and law partner, JW Dicks, Esq., use their proprietary Celebrity Branding® process to help entrepreneurs, professionals, CEOs, authors and professional speakers realize their dreams of becoming Celebrity Experts, create multiple revenue streams through IDEA Marketing™, and ultimately grow their organizations based on their teachings and systems.
I love press releases by lawyers, but this one takes the cake.

Can someone explain to me what the hail Nick is talking about?

10 comments:

eyeonshumietime said...

FIRST! Celebrity legal branding started with the guy here who invented Shumie Time, branded it, marketed it to death (remember the shumie time blog) sold out for millions, and now lives on Fisher Island and happily collects 6% on his money.

Snake Mary said...

A little chunky, but doable in an 'off night' kind of way.

Anonymous said...

Nick is full of himself. 8:13 has a point though.

Anonymous said...

um, girls? nick's " business" partner - Mr. Dix, may cut you, if you get near him. And, uh, there may be chunck underneath the shoulder pads and suit that is four sizes too small. Branding, and all.

Anonymous said...

Nick doesn't even know what he is talking about.

Anonymous said...

I love that the women who read this blog and comment, are as randy and single-minded as the boys who do so.

Anonymous said...

Nick has no celebrity but he might after this blog gets through with him.

The Constant Complainer said...

What a corny press release. I never know what to say about those because some are just so full of fluff, that it's ridiculous.

SFL, I also wanted to let you know that I gave you a shout out and big thank you today on my blog. You're awesome.

Dick Guzinya said...

I prefer these corny press releases over the dreck the SAO puts out...

Anonymous said...

Worst press release ever.