Is Bob Zarco Really That Rich?

A tipster pointed me to Survivor producer Mark Burnett's new reality show, How'd You Get So Rich, starring the irrepressible Joan Rivers.

You can watch the entire first episode here.

The show features three rags-to-riches stories, where Joan visits their homes, looks at all their fancy stuff, and basically cracks a lot of jokes.

What's pertinent here is the third segment featured none other than franchise litigator Bob Zarco, his beautiful young second wife, and their phenomenal gazillion-dollar mansion on Biscayne Bay.

Come on, is Bob really that wealthy?

They have 12 bedrooms and 13 bathrooms, his wife has over 200 designer shoes in a massive room you cannot fairly call a closet, they have three boats (including a Cigarette), multiple cars (including a restored Model T), and a mural of Bob at sea gripping the wheel of a schooner, his wife down at his side, hand-painted on the ceiling of his home at a cost of $50k.

Not only that, but Bob comes across on the show as genuinely funny, self-effacing, and charming.

Hey, what can I tell you -- it's TV.