Hi kids, here they are:
1. I just had new speakers installed at my office and I plan to blare Quadrophenia at excessive volumes so the new associates stay way the hail out of my way (note to sweet kitchen lady -- you can still bring in the cafecito at 10:30).
2. It's National Constitution Day so I will be quietly reading the entire moldy oldie (while of course listening to Quadrophenia at excessive volumes).
3. I need time to compose an awesomely concise, 140-character or less Twitter message to my pals Hector Chichoni and Jared Beck, informing them that Twitter is an interim, transitional technology that will be about as relevant in 10 years as AOL Message Boards are today.
4. I'm still processing the arse-kicking that Brian Tannebaum's Criminal Offense delivered to the Well-Hung Jury.
5. I have finally found an instance where there can be no doubt that Iqbal has been properly applied.
BTW, the "lawyer" representing the plaintiff in the above case called the federal judge -- a George W. Bush appointee -- a "puppet" of Obama "just like in the Soviet Union" but did walk it back some by helpfully suggesting that "not every judge is as corrupt as Judge Land."
(Thank goodness she didn't post these comments on a blog!)
6. What else -- I'm going windsurfing.
13 comments:
Birthers and Iqbal, together again!
That's fine. I'll just stare at that picture of Bo Derek until you do write something.
NO! Check out his saucier, randier, less nuanced, more trailer park-ish sister blog for coed fun!
OK, OK - Bo Derek is hotter than any college girl. Ever.
Why should I care?
Girls of fifteen
Sexually knowing
The ushers are sniffing
Eu-de-cologning
The seats are seductive
Celibate sitting
Pretty girls digging
Prettier women.
Magically bored
On a quiet street corner
Free frustration
In our minds and our toes
Quiet stormwater
My generation
Uppers and downers
Either way blood flows.
Inside outside. Leave me alone.
Inside outside. Nowhere is home.
Inside outside, Where have I been?
Out of my brain on the five fifteen.
On a raft in the quarry
Slowly sinking.
On the back of a lorry
Holy hitching.
Dreadfully sorry
Apple scrumping.
Born in the war
Birthday punching.
He man drag
In the glittering ballroom
Greyly outrageous
In my high heel shoes
Tightly undone
They know what they're showing
Sadly ecstatic
That their heros are news.
Why should I care?
Im rolling a joint in memory of Mary Travers and calling the shumie.
BT tried a case??? BY HIMSELF???? Now I;ve seen it all!!!
Let me know when you need help setting up the combination hookah, wi-fi, latte machine.
R.I.P. Mary Travers -- Puffy has a tear in his eye today.
Don't forget to come up for air SFL. Ever try "windsurfing" to Peter, Paul and Mary?
regj regular
of COURSE NOT!!!!
they are talking fantasy football!
bt never met a plea he couldn't sell to a client
SFL something to do in between your "windsurfing" sessions,
Stick two papers together with the gum strips forming a straight line. They should over-lap by about a fifth of their length.
Stick a third paper to the back of the first two, centering it in the middle of the number.
Add the mix and the roach, the paper shape suits a slender cone or straight joint.
Roll as normal and enjoy.
@1:10--Try putting ice in the glass base of your hookah and get the water ice cold before smoking. This makes for a smoother more enjoyable smoking experience.
Dont ask how I know.
1:53, you may also want to try something complex and elegant, like perhaps a 2007 Pinot or Pinotage, dark in color, notably spicy and peppery, with pretty floral scents and ripe, vivid black and wild berry fruit.
We're talking wine, right?
Birthers need their own legal system.
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