Wednesday, November 18, 2009

3d DCA Watch -- Have I Died And Gone to Heaven?


You know, I find it more than a little annoying that Scott Rothstein has stolen my 3d DCA "bunker" imagery.

It's mine, dammit!

You can have Dr. No and his lair, "frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads", Jack Benny and his vault, but leave our beloved judicial bunker out of it.

Oh well, I can't be too upset because today is my birthday and the 3d DCA baked a salted and air dried meat cake just for me!!

How do I know it was for me, you ask?

Alright, see for yourself --

Gonzalez v. Londoff Chevrolet:

Affirmed. See Venetian Salami Co. v. Parthenais, 554 So. 2d 499 (Fla. 1989).
I think that's pretty much all that needs to be said.

But wait a minute, they're not done --

Hall v. Pro Access:
The plaintiff also did not show that exercising personal jurisdiction over Hall comports with due process. See Venetian Salami Co. v. Parthenais, 554 So. 2d 499 (Fla. 1989). Thus, the trial court should have granted Hall’s motion to dismiss.
Could truer words ever have been spoken?

Kids, talk amongst yourselves -- I may need to take the rest of the day off.

5 comments:

  1. SFL, I predict they will cite "Iqbal" and Bo Derek next week.

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  2. I have actually eaten Venetian Salami in the Hotels of Key Largo.

    Right now, I am trying to figure out to what extent the new Google Scholar can replace Westlaw. It won't (and never will) replace it completely, but it comes pretty, pretty, pretty close.

    http://scholar.google.com/advanced_scholar_search

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  3. Venetian-Salami-lovers-of-the-princessNovember 18, 2009 at 1:19 PM

    The Salami Abides.

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  4. Just tried it, found Venetian Salami almost immediately.

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  5. You gonna go play Hide the Salami?

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