Thursday, November 5, 2009

Let's Meet Jason Diamond, Ticket Attorney!


A very nice fellow named Doug who is a friend of Rumpy and I am sure 100% real (because you can pretty much believe everything you read on these here intertubes) posted this love letter to Broward ticket attorney Jason A. Diamond:
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Doug said...

I have to tell you, this was a great Article and informative. Thanks for sharing. I know its not really relevant to what you wrote about, but I have been following your blog for some time and I had an amazing thing happen to me today. I got a speeding ticket two months ago and I gave it to the Traffic Ticket Team, www.trafficticketteam.com, who's main Lawyer Jason A. Diamond did a speeding traffic ticket for me and he was amazing.

He got my ticket dismissed. I know you are thinking, who cares. But I was so frigging amazed, I feel like I need to tell the world to never pay a traffic ticket again. It's so empowering to have a way to tell the cops, you are not all that. Anyway, enough soap boxing, If you ever get a traffic ticket, call Jason Diamond (954) 967-9888 his office and staff were great.

Sincerely,
Doug Johnson
Davie, FL

Traffic Ticket

November 5, 2009 10:58 AM

It's great Doug liked my "Article" and boy it sure is nice to have clients who speak so highly of their lawyer!

So let's find out a little more about Jason.

He's an NSU grad just like Scott Rothstein (what, I'm just sayin'!) and graduated in the top 20 percent of his class.

Ok, could have done a little better but you have to pace yourself.

He used to work at the Broward PD's office, Berger, Davis Singerman and before that Tripp Scott.

His firm has handled over a half-million tickets -- talk about volume!

And one time in band class (1997) Jason taught a T&E course at Barry University.

Jason, you seem qualified and appear to be a nice enough guy. But can you tell your clients to lay off with their very sincere and informative blog posts?

Frankly, I'd like to hear more about Rhonda M. Diamond (pictured above), who works with Jason and is perhaps his lovely wife.

Rhonda, if you're out there we'd love to hear from you! (alright, you too Jason)

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dougs' blogger profile is not available.

Anonymous said...

You have one hell of a humor SFL.

Anonymous said...

Jason: BRING IN RHONDA ASAP

Real Fake Captain said...

SFL, Dude, you need to read the comments on Rumpy's blog. I posted the research over there about Jason's "ethics" background. How about some props?
Comment on Justice Building Blog

GB said...

Rhonda looks so happy and satiated, sandwiched between her husband and their man friend. At ease, really. Like she can handle any matter that comes her way.

I'm just sayin'

Fake Nigerian scammer said...

Somebody please put Mr. Ahmed in touch with Mr. Diamond or Mr. Rothstein

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Sir/Madam,

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Snake Mary said...

"you are not all that" Such an effective phrase... If you happen to be on the Jerry Springer Show.

Anonymous said...

Where's Randy Lazarus when you need her?

South Florida Lawyers said...

12:54, yes credit where credit is due.

1:05, I've also received a lot of email inquiries from very legitimate Chinese businesses looking to hire competent counsel.

Any suggestions?

Anonymous said...

12:23- Yo Dougie why so shy?

Anonymous said...

Doug is in Morocco.

fake Jason said...

"Help me Rhonda, help me get Doug out of my heart"

Rumpole said...

That asshole spams my blog every day. We need to shame him into stopping. Or sue. Or some motion for summary judgment. Or an interpleader. Or whatever else it is they do in Civil Court.

Anonymous said...

Do you think Rhonda is facing her Husband or giving him her backside.

Anonymous said...

It's all good either way.

Anonymous said...

20%?

Rick said...

He hits me, too.

What kind of attorney has time to spam local blogs?

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Anonymous said...

Oh, oh, oh, I know this one, I know this. Pick me, Rick. A bottom-feeding scumbag, ethically-challenged traffic lawyer. Am I right? Do I win the prize?

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Congrats to the industry on their recent stimulous.

Meagan said...

Pretty effective info, thanks so much for this article.

Anonymous said...

i used his compnay and they got me off, no complaints