Thursday, December 17, 2009

Exclusive -- Inside Marc Nurik's Briefcase!


Marc gave Herald reporters Amy Sherman and Jay Weaver a little peek:
Nurik carries the Dreier sentencing memorandum in his briefcase.
Hey, that is so weird -- so do I!

I wonder if the rest of Marc's briefcase is like mine:

1. Autographed copy of "10" (well it was signed by Brian Dennehy, but still);

2. Limited edition Steve Zack bobblehead;

3. Silver flask filled with Mallacan Gin (for medicinal purposes and/or depositions);

4. Star of David hackysack; and

5. Glossy photo of Magistrate Judge Brown.

I mean that's pretty much SOP for any decent federal litigator, right?

11 comments:

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    what a great way to start the day.

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  3. Nurik's Fake ChoppersDecember 17, 2009 at 10:44 AM

    Where do I write the check for the prison commissary?

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  5. does he carry dental floss for the oversized fake chompers?

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    You FINALLY got something right, Jackie. Mazel tov.

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