Friday, February 26, 2010

SFL Friday -- Why Life Is Worth Living

Hi folks, I am readying my winter windsurfing gear (a koozie for my dry Gin Gibsons, turtleneck wetsuit etc.) and generally getting prepared for the weekend -- I hope you are too.

My first order of business btw is to windsurf, get airborne and crash spectacularly through the oceanfront windows of the Eden Roc where all those prosecutors and ultra-stiff white-collar lawyers are having their concluding cocktail reception.

Once I have their attention, I plan to go all William S. Burroughs and do a dramatic nonlinear "cut up" reading of the entire federal RICO statute -- with amendments -- because seriously that's pretty much what these guys do for fun.

(Don't worry, I have something extra special saved for
Bernie Goldberg(??) when he speaks at the Federalist Society dinner next week.)

In conclusion, give the kiss that keeps on giving, learn how to dress like a Mad Man, and as always, put your hands on something warm and snuggly.

Have a great weekend!


Anonymous said...

Tracy's face....classic!

Godwhacker said...


More sex advice from Fox News. If they knew how to have sex, they wouldn't be Republicans.

Shoot The Lawyers said...

Any lawyer who is familiar with the works of William S. Burroughs is a lawyer who wishes he were not a lawyer. I lust for the Bohemian life. I wish I had gone to grad school and studied American literature and then spent the rest of my life standing in front of a classroom full of nubile co-eds and fantasizing about committing crimes against nature with all of them while pretending to be actually interested in The Canterbury Tales by William Chaucer. But of course my life would be more than teaching and bedding my students. Let us not forget the benefits of tenure: those three afternoon martinis at the faculty club!

Anonymous said...

Bernie Goldberg is hacktacular!

shumie update said...

I saw the great one in civil this week with a colorful chapeau on his head and a jaunty scarf wrapped around his neck- just his icy glare in rejecting a settlement offer and threat to go to trial resulted in a raise to mid six figures which was enough to get a settlement

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