Wednesday, March 24, 2010

I'll Have A Moreno on Rye!


David notes that the cafeteria in the new federal courthouse has opened for business.

This calls to mind the old joke about the Catskills:
“The food is terrible here.”

“Yes, and such small portions..."
I kid I kid.

Seriously, I'd like to see the judges come in and make their favorite sandwiches which would then be named after them, like they do at New York's famous Stage Deli.

Wouldn't it be cool to order a Huck on wheat -- to go, of course.

(BTW, if I were to construct a Moreno sandwich it would be corned beef, swiss, with a nice slice of tongue.)

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Altonaga:

Thinly sliced ham, swiss and pickles, with a dash of mustard on fresh Cuban bread. Lightly toasted (in a press) and served warm.

Rumpole said...

Oh my goodness is this a good topic! And like a good blogger I shall steal it for my blog.

And I'll have the Middlebrooks (plain tuna on milquetoast with a little mayo, shredded lettuce, and just a hint of sweet pickle) with a bag of chips and water (I'm off soda and better for it.)

Anonymous said...

The Brown:

Open-faced hot turkey, smothered in garnet and gold gravy.

Anonymous said...

What is the SFL specialty?

Anonymous said...

hot tongue, lots and lots of dressing

Anonymous said...

@10:52- does the cafeteria have a beverage license?

eyeonshumie said...

The Shumie- 2 Burger patties, a half pound of pastrami, mustard. mayo, relish, melted swiss, with a handful of crispy fries pressed into the bun and then the whole mess is put on the grill with a sandwich press.

Eat with a cold beer, at a dock, with your feet in the water, and two rolls of paper towels as napkins. Follow with a nice cigar.

Anonymous said...

I'll have the standard discovery order - tuna on rye without the tuna and bar-b-que chips without the bar-b-que. When you ask where the full order is, they say "we don't have it and if we did we wouldn't give it to you because we don't have to because we don't have it and either does the agent."

Anonymous said...

the sfl specialty has spicy tongue on his rye.

wassup with your latina.

Anonymous said...

Someone call the shumie!

Anonymous said...

Shumie referee-- is it acceptable to call the shumie before noon?

Anonymous said...

Question, how is the article related to law?

Anonymous said...

The Turnoff:

Philly cheese steak, with side of Philly cheese steak.

Anonymous said...

The crim discovery combo:

Water (8 oz cup), napkin and nuts.

South Florida Lawyers said...

I've said it before, Rump -- you have a wide berth with me, having trailblazed for years on important issues affecting the public and our profession.....so a bunch of wisenheimers can crack judicial deli jokes.

Anonymous said...

Rumpole needs a "wide berth"

He is a load.

He's our load, but a load nevertheless. Ie pastrami....

Anonymous said...

SFL sandwich:

Old Jew squeezed between latina and Bo Derek.

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envious of SFL said...

nice sandwich

Anonymous said...

@12:58, He likes his sandwiches with an international taste.

Anonymous said...

2:03, ditto.

Anonymous said...

sfl must have heartburn-- unless having a slice of Bo sandwiched in between calms the spicy taste.

Anonymous said...

Ten bucks to whoever comes up with the best Bowman Brown or Alan Davis sandwich.