Friday, April 23, 2010

SFL Friday -- How Does This Work Again?


Well kids it's just too darned nice out there, so I must head into the deep blue water and immerse myself completely, weightless and suspended in time, as wave after wave of tactile sensations wash over me.......

Oops -- was that out loud?

Yep, it's Friday and there are tons of outdoor activities to keep you busy so I hope you do something useful and productive as well as fun.

What the hail is wrong with ABC? (BTW, you can see the banned ad here).

While I'm at it, what the hail is wrong with the ND IL?

On Thursday, Blagojevich's lawyers asked a federal judge to subpoena the president to testify about questions surrounding the government's allegation that Blagojevich was selling or trading Obama's Senate seat after his election to the White House in November 2008.

"President Barack Obama has direct knowledge of the Senate seat allegation," reads Blagojevich's 11-page motion, filed with U.S. District Judge James B. Zagel.

The court erred when it posted the motion in a pdf file with redactions that could be revealed simply by copying and pasting the blacked-out portions to a plain text file.

Blagojevich attorney Sheldon Sorosky brushed off the error, telling Fox News that he didn't know how the redacted file became viewable, and blaming it on a "low tech guy."

Some news outlets captured the file, which was later removed from the court's website.

Click here to read the motion.

This is beyond stupid -- how many times have we been warned about this, yet it manages to happen accidentally on a motion that relates to the President?

Who's in charge of CM/ECF over at the ND IL -- Justice Kennedy?

Before I leave, don't forget to do your part to fight earthquakes, try to act like your favorite married star, and of course get a good night's sleep.

Have a great weekend everybody!

39 comments:

  1. Sultan SFL-- your 'garden of eden' open to the public?

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  2. SFLs Friday-- a hookah pipe and his harem girls dancing.

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  3. The Chevy van's a rockin'!!

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  4. If there wasn't a boycott, i would asking for a particular bell to be rung, and a particular time to be declared, and in any event, I'm off to Monty's for cold brews and some stone crabs. Who's in?

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  5. This post has made me all randy.

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  6. Lane Bryant ad- chunky monkeys.

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  7. 4:47 pm - Big Girls need love too

    And are often very, very grateful for the attention.

    I'm just sayin'

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  8. SFL uses his keytar to play the The Dance of the while his two harem girls dance.

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  9. A hookah pipe, harem girls and a rocking van-- sfls heaven

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  10. 2:38,is it garden of eden or shangri-la?

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  11. If his harem girls are with him the Sultan of Miami does not care.
    I want that van.

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  12. SFLs line to his harem girls-- "I'm Ali Baba care to open my sesame"

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  13. They must serve Gin Gibsons in Heaven.

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  14. 5:37-- "rub my lamp baby"

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  15. hookah pipe, two harem girls, a rocking van and dry gibsons-- can SFL get any luckier?

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  16. SFL save yourself some time-- nobody reads the legal mumbo jumbo. Most of us skip over it and head right to the "health" area.

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  17. BTW, nice one 6:14.

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  18. Blago's lead attorney filed it, not the court. The court did not err on this one.

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  19. Fun links! Love the ABC article line "the net's executives are a bunch of prejudiced boobs."

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  20. 5:06, garden of eden-- getting to know the latina in the biblical sense. You know what I'm saying?

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  21. Boobquake- Miami be warned.

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  22. 10:08---?????????

    Bible School Flunkie

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  23. @ 10:59 sfl will be tutoring his 'harem girl' in bible studies. the final exam will be oral
    in a hotel room.

    fake jimmy swaggart

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  24. This blog rocks.

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  25. Discriminating against plus sized gals--

    The female form is many different shapes and sizes, from trim to voluptuous to short to tall. It's hard to imagine a size 2 woman looking at an ad with a size 18 and wanting to look like her — and therefore be motivated to purchase that product. (I get the hebbee-jeeves at these ads)-- The Playtex commercials have women of a similar weight on them all of the time. Our society has elevated the size 2 to a much higher place than the size 18, so there's nothing aspirational about the size 18 to the size 2. Same goes for the average size woman — who, again, let's note, doesn't feel good about herself either way, just "less bad." These women would see a thinner female, think she looked like her and feel good, and if they saw a heavier one, worry that they were the same — and feel bad. Good news though, using heavier gals, which makes women feel bad about their own size/weight/etc. can be a useful tool in selling diet and weight loss products.

    BTW, harem girl, garden of eden-- way to kill two beautiful metaphors.

    @ 11:26, tutoring would take place in SFLs' pimped out Chevy.

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  26. Blah, Blah, Blah. Yawn @ 9:32. Go sell it to Oprah.

    I disagree-- Garden of Eden-- beautiful/sexual metaphor. The Bible contains so much graphic eroticism and even though some Bible passages criticize homoeroticism, others non-judgmentally describe prominent men loving other men in a sensual way. The Bible, as well, frequently employs sexual communion as a metaphor for how humans can passionately relate to God.

    Laying down in the Garden of Eden with SFLs' "Eve." Hey baby let me take a bite out of your apple.

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  27. Young SFL--

    "If the van's a rockin, don't come a knockin, ma. I'm studying for my human anatomy test, honest!"

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  28. They got some killer eight tracks for sale at the 54th Street Flea Market, SFL.‎
    May come in handy for your Chevy.

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  29. 11:26, Bible? You mean the Talmud-- SFL 'tutors' his shiksa in the van.

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  30. If boobs are the cause of earthquakes, blame Dolly Parton.

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  31. The Talmud? Is SFL is trying to convert her?

    BTW, this blog is kosher.

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  32. 6:08 again, 3:53-- Dolly Parton? How 'bout Jesse James' fling, Bombshell McGee?

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  33. Interesting blog. FYI the average weight for a healthy adult female in the United States is
    162 pounds.

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  34. Delta Burke is hot.

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  35. Delta Burke?

    I prefer women like my coffee- dark, hot and stimulating.

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  36. IF THE LATINA AND BO ARE SFLS' HAREM GIRLS-- WHAT DOES THAT MAKE SFL-- TONY NELSON?

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