Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Hump Day Digital Dump


Hi kids, just another day in paradise.

Let's see what's pinging around in my brain this morning:

Steve Carell has a schmuck problem.

Related -- I want to marry Sarah Silverman.

I've got a brand new pair of roller skates, Mike Eidson's got a decades-old key.

Dwyane Wade -- oy.

Congrats Willie!!

So Senator Bennett looks at a little soft porn while on the Senate floor?

But don't worry, sez the Senator, it was totally my best friend's fault!
“Last Friday, I took a moment to check my personal email account during a quiet minute on the Senate floor. I received several emails from a former city colleague and life-long friend. I had no prior knowledge as to what the emails would contain and when the contents of one was discovered to be less than appropriate, it was promptly closed. I cannot control what individuals may send me and am disappointed that at a time when there are major issues impacting Florida, an insignificant issue such as this receives any attention.”
What's worse -- four seconds of harmless skin during the workday, or publicly throwing your life-long friend under the bus?

Guess where I come down on that one.......

22 comments:

  1. Silverman is HOT

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  2. Four seconds of harmless skin? Senator needs to borrow SFLs chevy --plenty of skin in the van.

    Calling ST!

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  3. Four seconds ain't bad.

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  4. SFL is smart. He gets 'soft porn' live in the chevy.

    Old MacDonald had a farm........
    E-I-E-I-O...O...Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh SFL!!

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  5. @ 10:38, funny.

    Chong was in the slammer nine months --pleaded guilty to conspiring to distribute drug paraphernalia.

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  6. May the fifth be with you.

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  7. el segundo baby

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  8. 10:53, that stuff is for geeks.

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  9. Spaceball is better.

    "May the Schwartz be with you".

    Yogurt

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  10. Don't get me wrong. I love Sarah Silverman (the "smart" Sarah) -- but she doesn't hold a candle to Mrs. SFL -- not even close.

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  11. chevy van, spanish fly. lucky bastard.

    btw-- old macdonald for cinco?

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  12. Who is Mrs. SFL?

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  13. How do you celebrate cinco de mayo in a van?

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  14. seductive scratching, dry gibsons, SFLs' 'fly' girl

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  15. SFL. Greenberg Gal would like to do a ride along in the van as soon as she gets off her shift at sugarcane. What awaits the young vixen?

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  16. VaporGenie, Spanish Fly, dry Gin Gibsons, and lots of Bolero.

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  17. what are the commenters smoking? a spanish fly is a beetle -- why would anyone want it?

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