Thursday, May 6, 2010

Judge Cindy Lederman Is a Genius.

Here's why:

"Dr. Rekers' testimony was far from a neutral and unbiased recitation of the relevant scientific evidence. Dr. Rekers' beliefs are motivated by his strong ideological and theological convictions that are not consistent with the science. Based on his testimony and demeanor at trial, the court can not consider his testimony to be credible nor worthy of forming the basis of public policy.''

The Florida Attorney General's Office has appealed Lederman's ruling, and a decision is expected anytime.


  1. Colbert on Rekers

    "Jesus spent time with prostitutes. That's why good Christians should always ask themselves 'WBWJR -- What Boy Would Jesus Rent?'"

  2. Nicely done SFL -- I couldn't have 'whacked it better myself.


  3. Brilliant.

    NB - high compliment from the whacker.

  4. Interestingly enough...

  5. cinco de shumie updateMay 6, 2010 at 11:58 AM

    Cinco De Shumie wrap up-

    It all comes down to this- I never thought Joel Brown could do the Macarena, but it just goes to prove that with enough tequilla, anything is possible.

  6. SFL, somebody lifted your story-

  7. I'm jonesing. Where are the hotties?

  8. The Long StrokeMay 6, 2010 at 3:53 PM

  9. Good link, 3:53.

    Rekers allegedly named his favorite maneuver the "long stroke" -- a complicated caress "across his penis, thigh... and his anus over the butt cheeks," as the escort puts it. "Rekers liked to be rubbed down there," he says.

    Not familiar with that maneuver, but hey -- he's the professional.

  10. The Long Stroke: a complicated caress across the penis, thigh… and anus over the butt cheeks
    The Resurrection: Twice in the same night
    The Eucharist: Teabagging
    The Hail Mary: Fisting
    The Baptism: Cleveland Steamer
    Last Rites: Full B&D/S&M role-playing

    Read more at Wonkette:

  11. The only maneuver SFL is familiar with-- seductive scratch.

    seductive scratch, muff diving

  12. What is Moby Dick?

  13. Sux 4 Bux. According to the Miami Hurled, the state paid about $60,000 to bring this (obviously gay) buffoon in as its expert witness. And now some poor escort is out of business.

  14. BTW, it looks like our sunny AG paid this guy about $120k in taxpayer monies: