Friday, May 28, 2010

SFL Friday -- Memorial Day Edition!


So if you just must read Judge Farina's recent Chinese Drywall class certification order, I created a Scribd thingy-dingy for your eyes only, right here.

Boy Victor's a good writer!

(I kid, I kid)

Whoa -- Gary Coleman, RIP.

This may not surprise anyone, but I was more upset when we lost Dana Plato.

Alright let's move on to something pleasant, like a nice long All-American three day weekend.

I hope you have something spectacular scheduled.

My plans are fairly conventional -- I intend to commiserate with my Indian brothers, consider what exactly is wrong with Nicholas Cage, and what do I always say -- it does in fact always come back to the Germans.

BTW, there's a reason you can sleep in Monday morning, show up way late at the office for a few hours, bill 9.4 hours, and cut out by two. Try to fit that in if you can, ok?

Have a great Memorial Day weekend!

28 comments:

  1. FIRST!

    Now I can call the Shumie!!!

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  2. Thanks for keeping us entertained, SFL!

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  3. I love the latina. Latina- do you love me? Well do ya?

    BTW-- Wanna play rock, paper, scissors?

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  4. @7:49- I dont think she is smart enough to grasp the concept of rock, paper, scissors.

    The Gooch

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  5. BTW- "What'choo talkin' 'bout, SFL?"

    The Gooch

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  6. Fox News?????????

    SFL-- your "chevy" need any eight-track tapes? I was buying tube socks for the missus at Opa Locka Hialeah Flea Market. Cat Stevens, AC/DC, Boston, Black Sabbath.

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  7. Hey 8:50. Don't forget to bring along that sleeveless shirt, keep it tucked in under those cutoff jeans that used to be your brother's but your mom forced you to wear, and the Chuck Taylor high tops. And if you see an 8 track of Iron Butterfly, pick it up for me. And oh yeah, I forgot. Stop at the discount book rack, and pick me up a copy of The Selling of The President by Joe McGinnis. And try not to be distracted by all of those young things trotting around in hot pants.

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  8. STL-- gotcha. I'll be the one dressed in my brothers' hand me down black flared trousers, BJ and The Bear Logo T-shirt and truckers cap, already got the porn stache so I'm good to go.
    I'm going to be on the look-out for Jim Croce, Dan Fogelberg and Bread eight tracks as well. SFL I hear one of the vendors is selling hookah pipes and keytars. Will get both as a "van-warming" gift.

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  9. BTW, When is the "van-warming" party?

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  10. A plea to the latina- I love you. Can you love a caucasian man? Unlike SFL I am not Jewish. Well do ya? Do ya, can ya love me?

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  11. Nix the flea market. Swap Meet At the Sumter County Fairgrounds in Bushnell is a happening and groovy place.

    SFL want me to pick up some tires? All the rocking the van must be doing, the tires must be worn out.

    I'll be wearing my Evil Knievel jumpsuit.

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  12. btw van warming party-- open bar in the chevy? bring your own hookah pipe?

    Latina- unlike 1:55 I am JEWISH!

    evil knievel jumpsuit wearing lawyer

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  13. Comments- too 'effing funny.

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  14. BTW- if the latina has an 'itch' for jewish lawyers I'm willing and ready to convert.

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  15. brothers' hand me down black flared trousers, BJ and The Bear Logo T-shirt and truckers cap, fake porn 'stache = SFLs' weekend look.

    SFL where do you keep the chevy? On concrete blocks in your front yard?

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  16. Is it bad manners if we dont bring a gift to the "van warming" party?

    Will there be door prizes?

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  17. SFLs weekend look is wearing a white disco jumpsuit and a medallion.

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  18. Shumie and a booze cruise this Memorial Day!

    Door Prizes? A suggestion SFL-- hookah pipes.

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  19. SFL-- what are you windsurfing to in the van on Memorial Day? Bolero, Best of Bee Gees, Jim Croce, Old, MacDonald Had A Farm?

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  20. SFL – took a Sunday drive to Opa Locka. I went for a different look-- I wore polyester trousers, butterfly collar shirt, white shoes, shaved the porn `stache, splashed Hai Karate and threw on my David Cassidy shag wig

    Spotted the vendor selling the hookah pipes. The seller was a fifty-something old woman. I could tell she was hot for me. I gave her a little wink, serenaded with “C’mon Get Happy”
    and scored you a pipe for the “van warming” at half price.

    I asked if she had any keytars for sale? She sold the last one Saturday night – a van pulled up in front of her stall and out came a man wearing a funky leisure suit with a babe on each arm – a blonde with corn rows and a latina in a tiara on the other– looking to buy the last keytar with the John Tesh autograph. They bartered back and forth on a price while the two girls played rock, paper, scissors.

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  21. Hey 5:51-- the lady who sells the hookah pipe sold me an autographed Snoop Doggy Dog Keytar. I sold her my Steve Austin action figure doll.

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  22. You all got gyped man. I gave her a coupon for the Tueday dinner special at Tobacco Road: 1 1/4 Main Lobster for $12.49! The coupon didnt cost me a thing-- won it in a raffle and exchanged it for a Yamaha SHS-10 Keytar and fuzzy dice to hang from my rear-view mirror. I went for the Greg Brady look.

    BTW-- I'm keeping the keytar SFL but will give the dice as a "van warming" gift.

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  23. Hey Greg Brady- the woman who runs the stall is my Bubbe and the coupon expired.

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  24. True story:

    Way back when, I used to date a girl who worked the Thunderbird swap shop with her parents.

    For some reason all I remember from that time is picking up a black leather Greek Fisherman's hat and re-enacting the naughty parts from Fiddler on the Roof.

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  25. this comment string, too funny

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