Thursday, May 6, 2010

Shoot The Messenger


I'm glad I don't have to go to Broward court all that often.

When I do, I find the usual annoyances -- parking, getting in, the meshuga elevator system, crowded/dysfunctional courthouse, lawyers wearing ratty tan blazers, some of the judges.....

One thing I don't often (ever?) think about -- JAABlog's poisonous effect on the Broward judicial system.

Apparently, however, others do:

Contributing to the tumult, Campbell said, was the Internet and people who post anonymous comments railing against judges.

He did not refer to specific Internet sites or blogs, but JAABLOG, a courthouse gossip blog that highlights judicial missteps and encourages lawyers to run for judge, has become a popular forum for anonymous, critical – sometimes racist – comments about judges.

“We have people using the Internet as a means of communication to force humiliation on people they may disagree with,” Campbell said. “We cannot allow this humiliation to continue, and I believe that’s one source of our problems at the Broward County Courthouse.”

Exactly -- a key "source" of the problems in Broward has finally been identified!

I love Skip, but on this he's a bit off base.

I'm pretty sure racism and humiliation can be found just about anywhere on the internet, and sometimes even around us in real life.

And talk about misplaced priorities.

Can anyone really say, in the wake of the Rothstein debacle, that one of the core problems with the Broward legal system is the existence of a bunch of dips*#t commenters on a blog?

If so, Broward's in worse shape than I thought.

23 comments:

  1. Yeah! stupid dip$h!t blog commentors...uh...I mean...uh...SHUMIE RULES!

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  2. Dipshit CommenterMay 6, 2010 at 4:39 PM

    Shumie is as Shumie does.

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  3. No it's not. Broward is just as bad as you think it is.

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  4. It is a tribute to the intellectual superiority of your blog, that even open as it is, you still don't receive attacks on any of our dipshit judges!

    Congratulations

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  5. Of the many common traits of the Broward County Judiciary the one which always rises to the top, a la the turd in the punch bowl, is that they are all descended from MoaHA. MoaHA is short for Mother of all Horses’ Asses.

    The other common genetic marker here is that when someone puts on a black robe and gets a gavel he is enveloped not in a idyllic quest to capture the emanations and penumbras of justice but rather in a purple haze known as “non-malodorous fecal matter”. If you need a translation send a SASE.

    The hi-jinks of the Broward County Judiciary are too many to do justice to in this forum. Their profligacy is legendary: A Judge owing a bail bondsman more than $100,000; a Judge soliciting sports tickets from attorneys appearing before him was bad enough but then he scalped them; a Judge asking lawyers before him to buy Girl Scout cookies from his granddaughter; a Judge trying to play hide the salami with the female clerk; a Judge so dumb he thought that Manual Labor was an abogado; a Judge recusing himself on the first day of a trial about $30,000,000 because of a letter that I wrote him…God’s Holy Trousers but it is the stuff of afternoon TV!

    Citizens should be able to pay $1 to throw pies at the judges. For $5 they will be allowed to throw flaming bags of cat shit.

    All moneys will go into a special fund. The money will be used to retrofit any court room that any of the judges are in with a special device. Said device will grab Judge whenever they do or say something so egregiously dumb or so offensive to the common weal that passersby find that their hair hurts. Judge will be defenestrated from the nearest available window on the highest floor.

    [There may be many judges in line. Don’t worry. I have influence. Since this is a Stimulus “shovel ready” project we will open as many windows as is necessary. If we assign one tosser to each Broward Judge the economy will be turned around in about 6 weeks.]

    Judges will be flung high enough for the public address system to proclaim loudly

    SIC SEMPER HORSES’ ASSES

    Having one’s ass wrapped in black doesn’t make you a Judge.

    From,
    KMA- Kiss My Ass

    BTW-- LIFL- Latina I Like To F#ck

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  6. Of the many common traits of the Broward County Judiciary the one which always rises to the top, a la the turd in the punch bowl, is that they are all descended from MoaHA. MoaHA is short for Mother of all Horses’ Asses.

    The other common genetic marker here is that when someone puts on a black robe and gets a gavel he is enveloped not in a idyllic quest to capture the emanations and penumbras of justice but rather in a purple haze known as “non-malodorous fecal matter”. If you need a translation send a SASE.

    The hi-jinks of the Broward County Judiciary are too many to do justice to in this forum. Their profligacy is legendary: A Judge owing a bail bondsman more than $100,000; a Judge soliciting sports tickets from attorneys appearing before him was bad enough but then he scalped them; a Judge asking lawyers before him to buy Girl Scout cookies from his granddaughter; a Judge trying to play hide the salami with the female clerk; a Judge so dumb he thought that Manual Labor was an abogado; a Judge recusing himself on the first day of a trial about $30,000,000 because of a letter that I wrote him…God’s Holy Trousers but it is the stuff of afternoon TV!

    Citizens should be able to pay $1 to throw pies at the judges. For $5 they will be allowed to throw flaming bags of cat shit.

    All moneys will go into a special fund. The money will be used to retrofit any court room that any of the judges are in with a special device. Said device will grab Judge whenever they do or say something so egregiously dumb or so offensive to the common weal that passersby find that their hair hurts. Judge will be defenestrated from the nearest available window on the highest floor.

    [There may be many judges in line. Don’t worry. I have influence. Since this is a Stimulus “shovel ready” project we will open as many windows as is necessary. If we assign one tosser to each Broward Judge the economy will be turned around in about 6 weeks.]

    Judges will be flung high enough for the public address system to proclaim loudly

    SIC SEMPER HORSES’ ASSES

    Having one’s ass wrapped in black doesn’t make you a Judge.

    From,
    KMA- Kiss My Ass

    BTW-- LILF- Latina I Like To F#ck

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  7. 7:11 again- LIFL

    LILF- Latina I F#cking Like

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  8. Again, this blog is the best.

    Try to have something funny, don't insult for no reason, explain your position and like SFL says, don't be a schmuck.

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  9. KMA @7:11!!! Comment of the week.

    Up it to ten bucks and the economy will be turned around in 4 weeks!

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  10. BTW- this blog f---ing rules.

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  11. 7:50, Explain my position? JBB has Batman. The SFLA blog has KMA. I wear a cape with butts covered with lips. I an attorney and my son is a member of the Bar, Florida is not one of them -- Gott sei Dank.

    I am sick of Broward judges and hate the f#cking parking at the courthouse.

    BTW, SFL ever 'windsurfed' with the latina to German Polka Music?
    Try, German Polka Vol. 2. [Jasbergler Polka]

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  12. Ditto 7:14/58/59

    KMA get employed in the Bro-weird courthouse--

    free parking for employees is located in the two garages adjacent to the Government Center.

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  13. butts covered with lips. Hawt.

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  14. 9:00, Bro-weird offfers tri-rail passes through pre-tax payroll deductions for workers-
    -- I'd sooner wear a ratty tan blazer from Red White and Blue than be employed there.

    BTW 9:07, tell the latina to bend over.

    KMA

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  15. C'mon SFL-- the elevators are in pretty good working order.

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  16. Kudos to kma channeling his inner Arthur Kirkland
    although he crossed the line with his acronym. This is better,

    LITNFB--

    Latina I Like To Nail From Behind.

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  18. FTBIF- Female Tea Bagger I Like To F--k

    Call us

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