Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Ira Elegant on Elin Woods!


No, not like that.

Ok, maybe not the best headline, but amid reports that Elin Woods may receive as much as $100 million plus child support, none other than our own uber-mensch Ira Elegant weighs in on the proposed settlement and the possibility they may file it in a po-dunk county to avoid press scrutiny:

Ira M. Elegant, a Miami-based lawyer who has represented New York Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez and NBA star Shaquille O'Neal in divorce proceedings, said Woods' camp would have a hard time fooling anyone over the venue.
"The first thing somebody in the clerk's office would do is pick up the phone, and it would probably get out by word of mouth before they even dialed," he said.
Limiting what's in the filing, experts say, would be Woods' best chance to keep details private.
In Florida, a financial affidavit and a child-support worksheet, both requiring detailed assets and income statements, are among the documents that must be completed. There have been cases, however, where the court has allowed those numbers to remain blank. There's also a possibility that a judge could seal the filing in "the best interests of the children."
"If you can find a sympathetic judge, it's possible to keep a lot of information out of public record," Elegant said.

If you can find a sympathetic judge, you can do a lot of things.

28 comments:

  1. perfect photo of elin . . . scandinavian girls are eye candy but act like boys. Give me a latina chick who knows her place.

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  2. Is it tuesday or friday?

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  3. a latina chick who knows her place-- on her knees and looking up at me, ya know what I mean?

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  4. Miss me, do ya? I was at the W all weekend, not working. Although I'm back in the sweat shop today. Kind of empty. Better times have allowed more people to feel secure enough to take a Vakay- although I'm just pouring in the hours to earn that end of year bonus I was gypped out of last year.

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  5. Judging from these comments it's Friday.

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  6. 9:25- what is she doing-- polishing your loafers?

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  7. @9:25 loser with arrested adolescence

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  8. Insert the word "pathetic" in front of "loser."

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  9. Insert the words "frustrated little jewish boy going home to his overweight whiney wife who has let herself go and is enmeshed with her children to the exclusion of any healthy adult marital relationship, to be bossed around and go another month having to whack off because you get nothing, before "pathetic."

    Oh stop whining you little bitch: if you degrade us latinas, you can take a little truth serum, no? Ohhhh come here, I'll hold you ....

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  10. Face it-- you all were thinking it.

    Btw pathetic-loser@9:25- you're really talking about your hand, right?

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  11. 12:59- Fair point.

    btw- I also taught my latina chick to bend over and not to talk with her mouth full when shes down on her knees. I bought her a set of knee pads also- I'm a caring guy.

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  12. but with your flacid little member, you know she is laughing at you for the 45 seconds you last, right?

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  13. SFL, answer me this - would Elin have to pay her attorney's fees out of the $100M? Or would that be free and clear and would Tiger be responsible for that amount. Surely, the fees would be in the millions, if they took a piece of the settlement monies.

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  14. P.S. Elin is HOT. Something tells me that she'll date again. LOL.

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  15. cant take a percent in divorce cases. is ira inelegant still hooked up with butchbut

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