Friday, July 9, 2010

SFL Friday -- Did Something Happen Involving the Miami Heat?


Since I'm a blogger I'm legally obligated to comment on the LeBron announcement, so here's my reaction -- this is great news for lawyers!

Think of all the fun lawsuits we'll get to work on now that he's going to be based in Miami -- like this one filed by a former SEC lawyer who claims he is LeBron's dad.

This is my favorite part:
TMZ, which broke the news, said that “In his suit, Stovell claims he has a very clear recollection of the night he had ‘consensual sexual relations’ with Gloria — in fact, he even remembers apologizing for his sub-par performance.”
Dude, come on -- you're in federal court. Too much information!

Or is this yet another pernicious consequence of Iqbal?


Now I don't know about you, but I have to get on my water-soluble bathing suit and head out for some healthy, vigorous old-fashioned windsurfing.

Have a great weekend!

15 comments:

  1. is it me or does sfl seem more friskier this friday?

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  2. What does this have to do with ME! My performance isn't subpar, I'm just extreamly efficient...

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  3. Nice way to ease into the weekend SFL.

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  4. @2:15, Must be the chevy.

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  5. There is a certain genius to creating a lie that wholly embarrasses you: When I juggling dates sometimes i tell the less hot girl i can't go out tonight because i have diarrhea.

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  6. 2:28, You mean what's inside the chevy-- magic brownies and women.

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  7. When has SFL not been frisky?

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  8. I haven't been around much but when did SFL begin putting up sex-related posts and why?

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  9. They are more "frisky" than outright sex-related.

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  10. 2:28--there a certain genius to createing a lie that wholly overstates your dating schedule. Still, hilarious comment.

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  11. You can tell it's Friday around here.

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  12. From day one this whole blog has had a subliminal prurient theme: in an ideal world we would all like to be sitting at a pool side bar at some swanky hotel wearing flip flops and a straw hat sipping gin and tonics and staring at all the bikini clad women walking by. But since reality dictates that we must work for a living, might as well do it well and enjoy the ride while we can.

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  13. http://www.koshermeatballlaw.blogspot.com/

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  14. SFLs' blog 'effing rules!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  15. SFL is the kosher king of legal blogs.

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