Thursday, August 5, 2010

Love Me Like A Man!

I just spent the last four hours reading confirmed bachelor Felix Unger's -- I mean Chief Judge Vaughn Walker's -- 136-page ruling regarding Proposition 8, and all I can say is I had no idea gay sex could be that boring!

I did find this part of the ruling interesting:
Same-sex couples are identical to opposite-sex couples in the characteristics relevant to the ability to form successful marital unions. Like opposite-sex couples, same-sex couples have happy, satisfying relationships and form deep emotional bonds and strong commitments to their partners. Standardized measures of relationship satisfaction, relationship adjustment and love do not differ depending on whether a couple is same-sex or opposite-sex.
Happy?  Satisfying?  Deep emotional bonds and strong commitments?

You can tell this judge has never been married.

Here, read the whole darn thing yourself.


Anonymous said...

for the third dca:

“[T]he evidence shows beyond any doubt that parents’ genders are irrelevant to children’s developmental outcomes.”

swlip said...

Let's note here that the petitioners were represented by former Bush administration SG Ted Olson.

I take it that we can officially dispense with the "all Republicans are homophobes" canard?

fake Justice Kennedy said...

He wrote it for me.

Shoot The Lawyers said...

This judge must have just fallen here from outer space. I suggest the Defendants file a motion for re-hearing and attach the following DVD's to their motion:
1. Seasons 1 through 3 of Mad Men;
2. Double Indemnity;
3. Married With Children; and
4. The Joy Of A Long Marriage, edited by Zsa Zsa Gabor and LIz Taylor (just joking on this one).
Then the judge will amend his ruling to read simply: "Have fun boys! Be careful what you ask for."

swlip said...

STL - You forgot The Flinstones, The Honeymooners, Sleeping with the Enemy, and pretty much the entire program schedule on Lifetime Movie Network.

Anonymous said...

Bonnie Raitt is such a stud. For a woman, I mean. Great video.

Godwhacker said...

swlip, to paraphrase Bill Maher, 'All Republicans aren't homophobes, but if you're a homophobe, you're probably a Republican.'

When they include 'respect for LGBTQ rights' in the party platform, then I'll stop calling Republicans homophobes. Coincidentally, the chance of that happening anytime soon is ZERO!

But SFL, gay sex isn't boring. I enter the bedroom every night not knowing if I am going to be the fair maiden, ravished by her suitor, or the military drill sargent out to teach that punk recruit a lesson.

The unpredictable is always exciting.

swlip said...

Bill Maher, wow, talk about an appeal to authority.

Because, you know, Obambi and the last Dem Prez did sooo much for gay rights.

Anonymous said...

Bill Maher = funny guy with some smart insights.

Godwhacker said...


I'm not appealing to any authority. As someone who has closely observed politics in America over the last 30 years I can unequivocally assert Republican homophobia as axiom.

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