Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Exclusive -- Shocking Stuart Rosenfeldt Turtle Tape!

It's good to see South Florida lawyers, in these difficult economic times, not live up to the cliché of being overprivileged, self-absorbed lunkheads:

Bankruptcy attorneys for RRA say Rosenfeldt went hog wild on the firm’s credit card, compiling $1 million in purchases. He bought cars and jewelry, but he also bought exotic turtles, often spending $1,200 to $1,500 a shot at places like Underground Reptiles.

At a July 2 deposition with bankruptcy attorneys, Rosenfeldt said he still had five turtles and spent about $20,000 on reptiles.
To be clear, I'm not suggesting anything remotely close to this classic Wikipedia punk, but our crack team of legal misfits have in fact discovered shocking exclusive video to corroborate these unusual reptilian revelations.

It's quite endearing, actually.


Anonymous said...

That is a lot of Xanax.

Bob (no baby I m not filming) Crane said...

Rosenfeldt's Sergeant Schultz defense has as much of a chance of holding up as a carrot does to Nurick's choppers.

Anonymous said...

best he's ever looked!

Abram said...

The author is absolutely right, and there is no question.
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