Q. What do lawyers and sperm have in common? A. One in 50,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being. The second is that it made me remember this joke: Q. How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? A. Take your foot off his head.
Now that I've not only remembered the jokes but also written them down in a convenient clip-to-the fridge form, though, I can imagine no conceivable rationale......
It goes downhill from there, if that's even possible.
Let me say this -- as a stand up, Garvin is a great political commentator.