Hi folks, I am readying my winter windsurfing gear (a koozie for my dry Gin Gibsons, turtleneck wetsuit etc.) and generally getting prepared for the weekend -- I hope you are too.
My first order of business btw is to windsurf, get airborne and crash spectacularly through the oceanfront windows of the Eden Roc where all those prosecutors and ultra-stiff white-collar lawyers are having their concluding cocktail reception.
Once I have their attention, I plan to go all William S. Burroughs and do a dramatic nonlinear "cut up" reading of the entire federal RICO statute -- with amendments -- because seriously that's pretty much what these guys do for fun.
(Don't worry, I have something extra special saved for
In conclusion, give the kiss that keeps on giving, learn how to dress like a Mad Man, and as always, put your hands on something warm and snuggly.
Have a great weekend!