My Herald gag reflex usually doesn't kick in until Tuesdays (for obvious reasons), but it came a day early this week.
Let's see -- we're now in the middle of three wars and there is an unprecedented nuclear crisis in Japan, in addition to thousands lost and many more suffering from the devastating earthquake and tsunami.
Not to mention unemployment, gas prices, global warming yada yada yada.
And all the President wants to do is work on his bracket!
But do not fear, my childrens, because Akerman's Mike Abrams has his very own gold plaque and table at Joe's:
Don’t see his name on it? Look to the right, on the wall, where there’s a gold plaque – the only one like it in the place – that reads very clearly, “Reserved for MIKE ABRAMS.”