A law blog, all done with humor, love, jealousy, and snark.
Yes, I was still in diapers when he was in traffic court, and even I know enough not to get f***ed out of $18k at a strip club.
Because when you're fighting a $90 traffic ticket only the very best will do.
How much does Gold Rush charge for diapers?
Note he said some of the "other guys were in diapers while I was going to traffic court" - not "I have been going to traffic court since..." If he's not going to go (and we know he isn't), why is his employee (or contract attorney) who was in diapers when Gold was going to traffic court better than the solo practitioner who was in diapers when Gold was going to traffic court? Anyone?