Friday, April 15, 2011

Spencer Aronfeld Now a Mohel?



Is anyone looking for a fresh face to perform at your son's bris?

I know this guy.......

23 comments:

  1. OMG, he almost impaled Mr. Miyagi on the damn sushi knife when he bowed. "Man who catch sushi knife with head from lawyer accomplish BIG settlement, Spencer-san."

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  2. Seriously...Why is that guy wielding a large knife? Even the Japanese guy was showing signs of concern.

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  3. "Signs of concern" is understated.

    So let's see picking a lawyer is like choosing sushi? So I should pick Spencer because:

    (1) he smells like fish

    (2) he is slimy

    (3) he is a "Goliath Grouper"

    (4) he will curl your nose hairs like wasabi

    (5) he has small reproductive organs and generally likes to mate on a full moon

    (6) his eyes are on the sides of his head

    (7) people of normal height often mistake him for a flounder hiding in the street

    (8) he will eat his young if he is hungry enough

    (9) when he gets in trouble in court, his arms flail in all directions, he jumps, and he attempts to run away

    (10) he has an insatiable appetite for shiny metal objects

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  4. 10:35 - Take a bow! That was outstanding.

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  5. 10:35's comment was completely uncalled for.
    "(3) he is a "Goliath Grouper." I am not a Jew, but anti semtic jokes aren't cool.

    Also, "he has small reproductive organs." Seriously? What's the matter with you? Jerk.

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  6. For those of you that don't know, a "Goliath Grouper" is the new PC name for "Jewfish"

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  7. 10:35 leave out the Jew crap.

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  8. 10:35 here

    I am a jew...I miss the term "Jewfish," and think the pc folk went a bit too far on that one.

    But, in an effort not to offend, I hereby withdraw number (3), somebody feel free to replace it with something less controversial.

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  9. 10:35 here,

    Just a joke guys and gals settle down - a spoof of the ad and nothing more - in fact, I have no clue about (1) his odor (2) his skin condition (3)okay, I know he is Jewish (4) his effect on our vibrissae (5) his genitalia (6) the spacial orientation of his eyes (7) his actual height (8)whether or not he is in fact a cannibal (9) if he truly ever is in trouble or in fact jumps around and (10) if he eats metal

    However,

    Judging by the guy's proclivity for putting his image out in public, I am sure he is not so thinned skinned as to not be able to take a joke

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  10. and so peace and tranquility rules again. LOL. Back to making fun of Spencer Aronfeld.

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  11. could "goliath grouper" be translated as "tremenda cherna"?

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  12. You know, I've been wondering what happened to all the regular commenters, because the stats remain high.

    Guess I have to go "full Aronfeld."

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  13. 10:35 has Spencer Envy.

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  14. According to urbandictionairy.com, "Spencer Envy" a/k/a "SE" is the condition of wishing you could be on tv, sorry, I mean the internet, as much as possible.

    Yup, I got SE bad!

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  15. 11:46 - te la comistes

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  16. OMG, the knife! This cracked me the heck up. A bris from this guy, I think not....

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  17. this guy is the biggest self promoting asshole I have seen since david singer. neither one of them can try a case.

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  18. 11:13,
    Jealousy can be an ugly thing.

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  19. Dear Anonymous, the real "signs of concern" is that you have proven that for for some people like you "it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

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  20. It won't work in actual fact, that's exactly what I suppose.

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