Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Yay -- Someone in Hyderabad Likes Me!



Why else would I wind up with so many expertly-written law firm press releases?

This time we even have partially-literate quotes from the "official spokesperson of the firm":
Drucker Law Offices is one such legal firm that has handled lots of accidental cases in favor of the victim. The official spokesperson of the firm elaborates on the situation with his comment “There has been a threatening rise in the number of accidents in Miami in the last couple of years. Most of them have resulted from negligence which is an offence under the law. Our primarily role is to make sure that the victim is compensated for all the damages and the trauma along with any associated claims that should be handed out by insurance companies.”
 Yes -- they have in fact handled "lots of accidental cases"! 

(Some cases may have even been filed on purpose.)

The unnamed official spokesperson also helpfully elaborates on what their "primarily role" exactly is.

In conclusion, when it comes to "claims that should be handed out by insurance companies" you cannot go wrong with Drucker Law Offices, or so says their official spokesperson.

4 comments:

  1. Well they took some honey from a tree
    Dressed it up and they called it me

    Everybody's trying to be my baby
    Everybody's trying to be my baby
    Everybody's trying to be my baby, now

    Well half past nine, half past four
    fifty women knocking on my door

    Everybody's trying to be my baby
    Everybody's trying to be my baby
    Everybody's trying to be my baby, now

    Went out last night, I didn't stay late
    'fore I got home I had nineteen dates

    Everybody's trying to be my baby
    Everybody's trying to be my baby
    Everybody's trying to be my baby, now

    Went out last night, I didn't stay late
    'fore I got home I had nineteen dates

    Well they took some honey from a tree
    Dressed it up and they called it me

    Everybody's trying to be my baby
    Everybody's trying to be my baby
    Everybody's trying to be my baby

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  2. Accidental cases? all the time. woops I just got another one.

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