Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Mike Kosnitzky Flies Often! (End of Post.)



What, you think there's more to the story?

I don't know, hard to say.

Ok, there is this:
Since I almost always travel alone, I’m often asked by other passengers if I could change my seat. If a middle-aged couple says that they are married and want to fly sitting next to each other, I say that they have been together for so long that I’m sure that they could overcome the separation anxiety for a few short hours.

If a younger married couple wants me to change, I say that “absence makes the heart grow fonder.” If an unmarried couple asks me, I say that I only make exceptions for married people. 
You silver-tongued devil!

But all hope is not lost -- every rule has its exceptions:
I have made a few exceptions recently, once for an elderly couple, and another time for a couple where the husband just had stomach surgery. 
I understand this -- lawyers are superstitious and air travel is tough enough as it is.

However, if you do happen to see Mike on a plane and you want to change seats, act really old or really sick and see what happens.

Safe travels!

46 comments:

  1. Civil lawyers aren'tMay 17, 2011 at 11:18 PM

    Selfish asshole

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  2. Tip for old lawyers # 7

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  3. yawn....

    zack koznitsky, right

    EPIC FAIL!

    sorry...pre teen kids in the house


    what, he's like a rudy sorondo wannabe?

    thats the only love he gets

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  4. That really is being a jerk. Not that I'm a saint, but I've always agreed to change seats for a couple that wants to sit together. Why on earth would you brag about refusing?

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  5. Major league _ _ _ _.

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  6. "One time, I helped a woman put her bag in the overhead bin."

    No doubt this will form the basis of a nomination for a Medal of Freedom.

    It's no surprise that someone can be such a self-entitled, puffed-up, arrogant ass. We all know guys like this -- for many of us the guy like this whom we know is Kosnitzky himself.


    But you have to be practically a bona fide sociopath -- utterly out of touch with normal human standards of behavior -- voluntarily to glorify this kind of conduct in an article about yourself in the New York Times which -- one must assume -- your very important clients read.

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  7. "If you're tall, I politely tell them I only change seats with short people. If they're short, I tell them you have to be tall in order to get my seat. Works every time."

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  8. @10:48

    Laugh out loud funny

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  9. wow, what a miserable and selfish jerk

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  10. Mike is right. The entitled selfish behavior is from those who ask others to give up an aisle or window seat because they think they should be more comfortable. What's wrong with you people.

    Asking to change seats is an imposition.

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