Tuesday, June 14, 2011

This Complaint Makes Perfect Sense to Me!

Bismark/Jung Complaint

Maybe it was the two cafecitos this morning, or perhaps the three Dewar's last night, but this pro se complaint pending before Judge Zloch seems reasonable and actually explains quite a lot.

Take note, young writers -- here's the gripping first paragraph, which should definitely be made into a graphic novel or big-screen blockbuster:
The Petitioner is being subjected to an ongoing conspiracy of discrimination due to his mother being a descendant of King Bismarck of Germany.  The marriage between the Petitioner's German mother of Erica Jung and American father of Richard Delaney was arranged by President Dwight Eisenhower when the Petitioner's father was stationed in Germany in the American military.  Upon returning to America, Director Allan Dulles of the CIA arranged for Richard Delaney to become employed by Chevron Oil Company owned by the Rockefellers in a game of the Mother, the Child, and the Dragon in the Book of Revelations, but only because he knew that Nelson Rockefeller controlled British intelligence at the time.  This led to David Rockefeller instructing Richard Delaney to name his three German children Michael John Delaney, Larry Paul Delaney, and Valerie Jean Delaney.  David Rockefeller further instructed to give all three German children the Nazi SS nicknames of Squirt, Stinky and Spike, all beginning with an S.
If you keep reading, the causation argument becomes quite interesting.

Any guesses on how it will do under the new Iqbal/Twombly pleading standard?

11 comments:

  1. I hope he remembers to identify "Squirt, Stinky, and Spike" in his Rule 26 Disclosures.

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  2. Brett Lusskin's Text MessageJune 14, 2011 at 1:12 PM

    Today's Tootsies executive lunch time special $150.00 buys you the "Squirt, Stinky and Spike" in the upstairs champagne room. (Not necessarily in that order and excludes dancers Lexus, Porsche and Mercedes but includes Kia) Reply CARTER to opt out of future texts.

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  3. Pity the poor pro se advocate. Amazing how the legal profession jokes about them. No mention that the court system in Florida has basically collapsed due to attorney aided fraud in the mortgage fiasco. Or the "Bleak House" state of Florida courts. Or the periodic attorney aided scams that plague Florida and the country (remember Alan Stanford, Scott Rothstein, Lew Freeman etc.)

    I seem to remember reading a study that showed the effectiveness of pro se criminal defendants in state courts rivaled that of attorneys.

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  4. Thank you Mr. Rockefeller.

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  5. Let's see how we get around you must take facts alleged in the complaint as true rule.

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  6. It appears that Larry Delaney with the Las Olas address is actually listed as an Absconded Sexual Offender (http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personId=71291)

    http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:xASTcbSz_uYJ:www.life360.com/sex-offender-larry-delaney-fort-lauderdale-fl+larry+delaney+Sexual+predator&cd=3&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&source=www.google.com

    Appears the address used is a Mailbox Drop. Hmmmmmmm ......

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  7. Really worthwhile data, thank you for your post.

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