You don't believe me?
Just ask Stuart Rosenfeldt:
"I'm doing this because I make a living at it, and I do good deeds," Rosenfeldt, 56, of Boca Raton, told the Sun Sentinel in an interview.Oy does this man know how to sweet-talk the press!
This is like one of those Bar proceedings where you bring in someone like Sandy Bohrer to vouch for your general good character, except here Stuart is vouching for himself.
As Alvy Singer quiped in Annie Hall, don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love.