Monday, September 5, 2011

Marlon Hill Is Not Investigating Raunchy Parties.




But his client is:
Marlon Hill, lawyer for the Balare Language Academy in Miami, said principal and founder Rocka Malik is investigating after parents complained of beer bottles and the smell of smoke at the school and fliers were found advertising raunchy parties to be held in the building, The Miami Herald reported Friday.

"The school takes this type of allegation very seriously and with the highest priority," Hill said.
Hmm, Marlon's a high quality lawyer, but I think even Inspector Clouseau could put these clues together -- empty beer bottles, weed residue, and fliers advertising raunchy parties on school grounds.

Wonder what all that adds up to?

Wrong address, apparently.

7 comments:

  1. Marlon IS top quality.

    So he might want to drop the "Yoss " from his resume and leave it as "legal associate."

    Don't you think?

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  2. It wasn't sarcasm.

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  3. Reminds me of Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Not that I'm old enough to have been around when that movie was playing, cough, cough....

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  4. So he might want to drop the "Yoss " from his resume and leave it as "legal associate."

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  5. To my mind one and all must browse on it.

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  6. The dude is completely just, and there is no skepticism.
    I recommend

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