Thursday, November 17, 2011

Dear Magistrate Judge Simonton: The Stones Are Not Just a "Music Band."

I absolutely adore Magistrate Judge Simonton, but with respect I have to take issue with this language:
On August 11, 2011, Plaintiff produced documents to Defendants by computer disc, in response to Defendants’ First Request for Production of Documents (DE # 68 at 2). The disc contained several documents, including emails and documents exchanged between Michael Rowles, Executive Vice President and General Counsel of Plaintiff Live Nation Worldwide, Inc. (“Live Nation”), and Joyce Smyth, who is the personal representative of Mick Jagger, the lead singer of the music band The Rolling Stones (DE # 68 at 2).
Hold on -- "music band" the Rolling Stones?

That's it???

And the Beatles are merely "four lads from Liverpool"?  The Grand Canyon is "that hole in Arizona"?

Your Honor, would it have hurt to throw in "World's Greatest Rock and Roll Band"?

Just for us fans, of course....


Anonymous said...

Good stuff SFL.

Shoot The Lawyers said...

Devastating. In two words, she has trivialized my entire youth.

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