Sunday, March 4, 2012

I Don't Know About You, But This Doesn't Really Look Too Good.


I didn't create this blog to slag on other lawyers (actually, I created it to amuse exactly three friends, and they're not usually too amused), and I I'm not trying to do it now.

All that said, this is the kind of story that's hard to ignore (via GossipExtra, h/t Random Pixels):
Big-deal labor lawyer Terence Connor is facing animal cruelty charges after a strange incident two weeks ago.
According to the police report, the 6-foot-2 Conner, 69, pepper sprayed his neighbor’s two miniature dogs – a dachshund and a Maltese – across the back fence of his yard.
terence connor animal cruelty
Connor
The reason? They were barking. Or so he tells cops.
Still, Connor was hauled off to the slammer Feb. 18 and released on his own recognizance after being charged with two misdemeanor counts of animal cruelty.
Click here to read the police report
I'm not sure a "no comment" is in order here.

What about hiring a lawyer to say this is all a giant misunderstanding, it is completely out of character for anyone who knows him (I can vouch for that), not everyone is going to be perfect at every single moment, he's donating $10,000 to the ASPCA, and he's hopeful he can resolve this issue directly by speaking with his neighbor, all while not admitting that he actually did what is alleged?

(Terence, I'm available.)

25 comments:

  1. He should have dropped kicked them onto neighbors roof. I guess I'm old skool but dogs are here to amuse us and when they stop amusing us, like yipping uncontrollably, they should be punted, hosed or maced, as the case may be.

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  2. really? no hookers? no fraud? no guns?

    yawn......this is SOUTH FLORIDA NOT IOWA! How quaint!

    But seriously....terry? with those yellow teeth, you should avoid the smile.

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  3. One dog was obese.

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  4. I doubt the teeth are that yellow in real life. Look at the rest of the photo: too much purple / pink on his face; the hair on his beard has a bit too much green in it; and the blue color in his shirt is blown out.

    Give the guy a break.

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  5. Ummm... Why doesn't he hire a criminal defense atty? Read my blog Today about the dangers when a civil lawyer gets out his mapquest and treks over to the REGJB. Otherwise my advice to Ace Venture is to bring his tooth brush. You need to know which county court judges have dogs for starters.

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  6. anybody notice how the arrest report is totally contradicted by the interview of the "victim"? with that disparity, even rumpole could walk terrence.

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  7. that outfit might have been somewhat fashionable in 1996. and crest whitestrips work.

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  8. hahahaha ..."even rumpole could walk him."

    love it

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  9. If you aimed to amuse only three friends, you've well exceeded your goal. Don't take silence as disapproval--you've had me tearing up and rolling on the floor plenty of times!

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  10. Now if he roasted them with an apple relish, that would be a story!

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  11. May the crotchety old SOB be pepper sprayed and then saddled with boomerang children/grandchildren with annoying and yapy dogs of their own. No jail time. No Fine.

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  12. That's what Rumpole is going to bargain for.

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  13. it's no different of how he treats his associates

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    1. For decades ....

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    2. BTW, this is not at all out of character for him ....

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  14. Can you still pepper spray associates?

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  15. @ 2:26

    yes, but: they must have exhibited fealty and be of true partnership material, such as:

    i) missing the birth of their first born son to ensure your motion for extension of time is filed before midnight via CM/ECF; or

    ii) they followed you into the adjoining stall to discuss your research project while you're dropping a duece.

    if "yes" to either, pepper spray away.

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  16. That man really is one sad excuse for a human being. Trust me, I worked with him. He treats people just as badly.

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  17. NOT out of character for him. NOT BY ANY STRETCH OF THE IMAGINATION.

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  18. Absolutely not out of character for him. I'm just surprised it took this long for his actions to make headlines.

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  19. It's pretty amazing that he has gotten away with verbally and mentally abusing so many underlings all these years ... a labor lawyer defying all the labor laws.

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  20. I second that. I have never worked for a group of labor lawyers who were all around as abusive toward their employees as this group, with TC running the ship. It was too strange to be true. Yes, his teeth are that yellow. Yes, he is a habitual user of the term "don't you know who I am!" Disgusting. He truly believes he is better than everyone else AND tells people so.

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