Wednesday, May 16, 2012

3d DCA Watch -- Are You Ready for the Summer?

Yes kids, the bunker-bods are back!

By that I mean the Resplendently Robed Ones are nearly summer-ready, after grueling hours toiling in the mechanical room/gym, performing isometric exercises by attempting to remove sinks and toilets bolted to the bunker walls, and of course shot put, lots and lots of shot put.


1.  "The chicks at FIU call that 'bunker-butt!'"

2.   "Now THAT's what I call Venetian Salami!"

One more?

3.   "All those in favor of reversal please signify by a show of....well, just signify."

So let's get out of the Resplendently Buffed Ones way and move right on to this week's meager civil offerings (hey, you can't develop both your pecs and precedent at the same time):

Portales v. ABC:

Practitioners' note -- if you want to object to a procedure on appeal, you should probably object to the procedure below.

Now let's hit the beach!


Anonymous said...

My entry:

"Five tight asses an en banc panel makes."

BTW, funniest post in a while. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

Ditto. Great stuff SFL!

Anonymous said...

Who wears the pants in this bunker?

Anonymous said...

Do you think Leslie will mind that we borrowed her balls?

Godwhacker said...

Isn't that the Scientologists waiting the return of Xenu?

Tiffany Jackson said...

Who wears the pants in this bunker?