Hmm, not a bad headline but we could probably do better:
"Lost Penis Leads to Lost Case!"
"Damaged Penis = No Damages!"
"Doc Escapes from Mangled Schmeckel!"
Come on people, help me out here -- there's gotta be more.
Actually, the anesthesiologist defendant may have put it best:
"The only cow to milk was me."Note to Spence -- hard case (seriously, no pun intended!). Clients were deported, this D was the last doc standing etc....
You did your best, this is why you became a lawyer, and now you move on and live to try another case.
Congrats to Jay Chimpoulis for a big victory for his client.