Monday, June 18, 2012

Law Porn: The Adventures of Perky Ramerez the Judicial Assistant

Greetings readers,

did you have a good weekend? I know I did, with one small setback. Note to self; regular mushrooms in the bottom drawer, magic mushrooms in the top drawer.

Hey Rick Scott, those freaks was right when they said you was dead. The one mistake you made was in your head. How do you sleep at night?

What do lawyers, soldiers, and gay teens all have in common? All are at higher risk for suicide than the general population. Kentucky Supreme Court Justice Bill Cunningham has some moving thoughts about why that might be. For my two cents, problems that seem huge and insurmountable shrink quickly if you step back from them and take a breath. You need to be breathing to do that.

Please, Don't Hurt Yourself. Call a coworker. Call a friend. Call a family member. Or call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-8255.



On a happier note, looks like my gay marriage will soon be valid in another state. Go Maine!

Some cases are perfectly titled, take "Loving v. Virgina" for example. Perhaps we can add this one to the list.  "FunnyJunk v. The Oatmeal" may also be one of those perfectly titled cases in that it both sounds absurd and intertwines allegations of fake Twitter accounts, cyber vandalism, and bestiality. Come on people, isn't this why you got into law? I read through it a couple of time but frankly it's just bringing the mushrooms back on me.

Some good advice about how to stay out of jail here.

As for Perky, I'll get that story posted as soon as I can find something that (a) can get pass the censors, and (b) retains it's artistic integrity. It's all about the art you know.

Godwhacker out.

5 comments:

  1. Over/under until Cancer people settle?

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  2. I feel used. Cast aside for Godwhacker and his randy posts.

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  3. Come on GB, your posts are great. I'm all Rogaine and cotton candy.

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  4. We are all about equal opportunity here at SFL -- nice job to you both!

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  5. I LOVE THE NEW BANNER!

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